Posted on 10/02/2019 2:55:59 PM PDT by Eagles Field
BOTHELL, WA—According to reports, local 22-year-old Chloe Kowalski’s world was torn apart Thursday morning, as the millennial barista was diagnosed with a rare disease ...
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
As the article points out - the person is distracted by their f-ing phone or whatever with the cute cat video, etc.
I know adults that do the same thing with messaging. Yes - their messages are important, but I think finishing one’s sentence or several sentences is more important than stopping mid-thought to check a text message. Really annoying.
If I’m talking to someone - anyone - and my phone rings I ignore it. “Um - aren’t you going to answer that?”
“No - I’m talking to you right now. I’m sure if it’s important they’ll leave a message.”
You should have included...
“But first these words from our sponsor”...
...since your post was totally useless.
“I can’t even, you know what I’m saying?”
ya we know you can’t talk let alone think.
I thought I could relate to her ... but I can’t, I just can’t!
Apparently not
Clearly not. You’ve fallen far short of 300 words.
You’ve posted more like 25.
Also, satire is supposed to be labeled as such and you have failed at that as well.
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Once again we’re graced by the digressive blather of the head Freeptard.
“Whatsa Freeptard?, humbleaerosolcanfan cocks his head, tossing aside the Sherwin-Williams laden rag onto the 8-Track blaring Blind Faith. Jostling for position, to avoid the rusty springs on the tattered Jack Daniels stained couch. He leans forward, narrowly avoiding turning over the TV tray scored at last weeks yard sale rummaging bi-monthly tradition .Quite pleased, a spittle-flecked smirk appears, he saved the evenings box of Gallo Burgundy from decorating the remnants of a shag rug that survived the 70s.
A freeptard, no one’s friend, is an abomination to FreeRepublic who brings this great, if not historic site, down a notch with every classless ego-driven utterance.
No need for further explanation, everyone knows the lowly-depths an insignificant worm defines.
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In all insincerity, I believe I meant what she said!
Did you even?
To be honest, he’s never even
I appreciate your bone-fide insincerity and am honored that you give us all the benefit of your inexperience.
;o)
It was the most that I could do. ;^P
Not even..........So who cares except you?
Boom!!!......LOL!
Sorry, I guess I’m to old to understand what this is about.
I don’t get it.
What do you mean she can’t ‘Even’????
“Also, satire is supposed to be labeled as such and you have failed at that as well.”
I think we are good with BB material, we get it!
No satire label needed.
Most FReepers don’t want to give the fucking Babylon Bee (does your little sister work there or something) the click. I was considering participating in the thread but I couldn’t tell what it was about. Turns out it was a lousy thread anyway with a fifth of the posts generated from my comment.
So if you want to post a thread without a proper excerpt from a shitty publication like the BB, you’ll have to be satisfied with a shitty thread.
Feel enlightened yet?
Post 36 is to you too hot sauce
I don’t get it.
What do you mean she can’t ‘Even’????
"I Can't Even"is an Internet slang expression used to indicate that the speaker is in a state of speechlessness, either as a result of feeling overjoyed or exasperated, depending on the context in which it is said. Due to its incomplete sentence structure, the adverb "even" in the expression can be interpreted as a substitute verb for "manage." On Tumblr, the phrase is often used to caption reaction images in which the subject collapses in frustration or bewilderment.
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