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Millennial Diagnosed With Tragic Inability To Even
Babylon Bee ^ | 9-30-16 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/02/2019 2:55:59 PM PDT by Eagles Field

BOTHELL, WA—According to reports, local 22-year-old Chloe Kowalski’s world was torn apart Thursday morning, as the millennial barista was diagnosed with a rare disease ...

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: democrats; liberals; libs; millennials; satire
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To: ClearCase_guy

As the article points out - the person is distracted by their f-ing phone or whatever with the cute cat video, etc.

I know adults that do the same thing with messaging. Yes - their messages are important, but I think finishing one’s sentence or several sentences is more important than stopping mid-thought to check a text message. Really annoying.

If I’m talking to someone - anyone - and my phone rings I ignore it. “Um - aren’t you going to answer that?”

“No - I’m talking to you right now. I’m sure if it’s important they’ll leave a message.”


21 posted on 10/02/2019 3:36:59 PM PDT by 21twelve (!)
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To: Eagles Field

You should have included...

“But first these words from our sponsor”...

...since your post was totally useless.


22 posted on 10/02/2019 3:41:45 PM PDT by newfreep ("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
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To: Army Air Corps

“I can’t even, you know what I’m saying?”

ya we know you can’t talk let alone think.


23 posted on 10/02/2019 4:13:22 PM PDT by Coffee_drinker (Drain The Swamp.)
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To: Coffee_drinker

I thought I could relate to her ... but I can’t, I just can’t!


24 posted on 10/02/2019 4:17:55 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: humblegunner

Apparently not

Clearly not. You’ve fallen far short of 300 words.
You’ve posted more like 25.

Also, satire is supposed to be labeled as such and you have failed at that as well.
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25 posted on 10/02/2019 4:19:38 PM PDT by Eagles Field
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To: TigersEye
Tagline

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

26 posted on 10/02/2019 4:37:09 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("I will not insult your intelligence by asserting that you actually believe what you just said.")
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To: Mrs. Don-o

In all insincerity, I believe I meant what she said!


27 posted on 10/02/2019 4:44:34 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: subterfuge

Did you even?


28 posted on 10/02/2019 5:05:28 PM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptors)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

To be honest, he’s never even


29 posted on 10/02/2019 5:06:16 PM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptors)
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To: TigersEye

I appreciate your bone-fide insincerity and am honored that you give us all the benefit of your inexperience.

;o)


30 posted on 10/02/2019 5:16:29 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("I will not insult your intelligence by asserting that you actually believe what you just said.")
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To: Mrs. Don-o

It was the most that I could do. ;^P


31 posted on 10/02/2019 5:21:59 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: subterfuge
Don’t know how to properly excerpt?

Not even..........So who cares except you?

32 posted on 10/02/2019 5:25:27 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I'm in the cleaning business.......I launder money)
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To: Eagles Field
Once again we’re graced

Boom!!!......LOL!

33 posted on 10/02/2019 5:29:59 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I'm in the cleaning business.......I launder money)
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To: Eagles Field

Sorry, I guess I’m to old to understand what this is about.

I don’t get it.

What do you mean she can’t ‘Even’????


34 posted on 10/02/2019 6:18:10 PM PDT by CapnJack
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To: humblegunner

“Also, satire is supposed to be labeled as such and you have failed at that as well.”

I think we are good with BB material, we get it!
No satire label needed.


35 posted on 10/02/2019 6:20:54 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I have no incriminating evidence on the Clintons)
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To: Eagles Field

Most FReepers don’t want to give the fucking Babylon Bee (does your little sister work there or something) the click. I was considering participating in the thread but I couldn’t tell what it was about. Turns out it was a lousy thread anyway with a fifth of the posts generated from my comment.

So if you want to post a thread without a proper excerpt from a shitty publication like the BB, you’ll have to be satisfied with a shitty thread.

Feel enlightened yet?


36 posted on 10/03/2019 8:00:15 AM PDT by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: Eagles Field

37 posted on 10/03/2019 8:10:40 AM PDT by jaydubya2
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To: Hot Tabasco

Post 36 is to you too hot sauce


38 posted on 10/03/2019 8:59:34 AM PDT by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: CapnJack
Sorry, I guess I’m to old to understand what this is about.

I don’t get it.

What do you mean she can’t ‘Even’????

Know Your Meme: I Can't Even

"I Can't Even"is an Internet slang expression used to indicate that the speaker is in a state of speechlessness, either as a result of feeling overjoyed or exasperated, depending on the context in which it is said. Due to its incomplete sentence structure, the adverb "even" in the expression can be interpreted as a substitute verb for "manage." On Tumblr, the phrase is often used to caption reaction images in which the subject collapses in frustration or bewilderment.

39 posted on 10/03/2019 9:16:18 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Hillary Clinton: Just like Joe with only half the dementia.)
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