Apparently not
Clearly not. You’ve fallen far short of 300 words.
You’ve posted more like 25.
Also, satire is supposed to be labeled as such and you have failed at that as well.
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Once again we’re graced by the digressive blather of the head Freeptard.
“Whatsa Freeptard?, humbleaerosolcanfan cocks his head, tossing aside the Sherwin-Williams laden rag onto the 8-Track blaring Blind Faith. Jostling for position, to avoid the rusty springs on the tattered Jack Daniels stained couch. He leans forward, narrowly avoiding turning over the TV tray scored at last weeks yard sale rummaging bi-monthly tradition .Quite pleased, a spittle-flecked smirk appears, he saved the evenings box of Gallo Burgundy from decorating the remnants of a shag rug that survived the 70s.
A freeptard, no one’s friend, is an abomination to FreeRepublic who brings this great, if not historic site, down a notch with every classless ego-driven utterance.
No need for further explanation, everyone knows the lowly-depths an insignificant worm defines.
Boom!!!......LOL!