Team America - World Police
Posted on 08/20/2019 3:59:45 PM PDT by BipolarBob
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against Antifa.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they'd need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
"Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?" she pondered aloud. "They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin' rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like Antifa shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary."
"I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?" she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
Then Governor Reagan also used the National Guard to take care of Berkeley protesters in 1969.
“Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?”
This has to be a joke. It’s called taxes and police...you already have it.
Where’s Charles Bronson when you need him.
Figure out the percentage of the state/local budget for police and their total compensation package.
Withhold your tax payments by that amount.
Yeah, it’s a joke. it’s called satire. It’s what Babylon Bee is known for.
The Oregon NG and the OSP, who restricts itself to issueing 3 over speeding tickets on the interstates, are under the direct command of Commie dyke Kate Brown, so, no help there...
Well here’s a plan Chief Useless. Arrest the mayor and city council. Deputize the Proud Boys. Arm them and give them all your riot equipment (since you don’t use it) and sic them on those filthy antifa. Problem solved.
Team America - World Police
Antiantifa.
Urkel got a sex change?
Better have “[Satire]” added to the title!
“Where’s Charles Bronson when you need him.?”
Me thinks there are a lot of us..er I meam him...out there just waiting for the code word.
Antifa is very much like the Klan in its tactics.
No room so I put it on keywords and made a joke in comments about Blazing Saddles town hoping that would be enough clues.
Observe.
Once we are disarmed, no one is going to protect us from their Blackshirts.
Looks like a total frickin’ dumb ass.
the dastardly Hedley Lamarr tried to overthrow the town. May they find a way through this.
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BUT....will they allow the Irish in????
I don’t know if this is fake news or not.
But if law enforcement people in Portland are really asking this question, then please consider the following.
Here are directly related constitutionally enumerated protections, the first item familiar to everyone.
"2nd Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
"Article I, Section 8, Clause 15: To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections [emphasis added] and repel Invasions;"
"Article IV, Section 4: The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence [emphases added]."
H O W E V E R…
The reason that these protections are evidently not working in Portland, OR (Chicago, et al.) is this. We are still stuck with a worthless Congress left over from the lawless Obama Administration that will predictably not lift a finger to exercise the referenced powers to restore domestic tranquility.
The remedy for constitutionally failed federal, state and local governments…
Patriots not only need to elect a new patriot Congress in the 2020 elections that will promise to support PDJT's vision for MAGA, now KAG, but will also promise to exercise its constitutionally enumerated powers to reestablish the domestic tranquility that Chief Danielle Outlaw is allegedly looking for.
Remember in November 2020!
MAGA! Now KAG! (Keep America Great!)
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