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Posted on 08/18/2019 7:37:27 AM PDT by metmom
PHILADELPHIA, PA—Speaking to a packed 30-seat arena, Bill Clinton remarked on Jeffrey Epstein's recent passing, saying that Epstein's cause of death "really depends on what your definition of 'suicide' is."
"Did Epstein commit suicide?" asked an attendee at the event.
A wide-eyed Clinton shrugged his shoulders. "I mean, it really depends on what your definition of suicide is, heh."
An awkward silence ensued. Bill turned to look at Hillary for support, but she just glared at him and ran her finger across her throat, a metaphor that means "death."
He went on, "Heh, I mean, well, we've got to define terms here, alright? If you mean, 'Did he hang himself without any outside assistance?' then I'd say that does not fall under the definition of what may or may not have occurred."
Hillary held up a pair of finger guns to her husband's head in a threatening fashion, another metaphor that means "death."
Bill gulped. "But, well, heh, if you mean did he hang himself and then shoot himself three times in the back of the head just to be sure? Then yeah, I'd say he committed suicide."
"Hillary and I did not have murderous relations with that man!" he insisted as Hillary beckoned him backstage.
(Check the source.......)
Amazing how two such evil people could meet each other.
though hillary looked human early on in college.
But soon after yeesh...
Seem like something Bill would say.
I really hope they look into the bank accounts of those guards and whoever else was responsible for Epstein. To me what very well could have happened is he could have been hanged while he was sleeping, pushed off the bunk bed. Why the hell was a bunk bed in his cell in the first place? Wasn’t he given his own cell? Why was he given sheets? Anyone who presents a danger to themselves, they take away EVERYTHING that can be used to kill oneself, even eyeglasses.
Ah ... the Babylon Bee ... proving that you can almost do satire these days.
I get so MAD when I read an article a few paragraphs in before I realize it’s satire :)
Now i look to see if it’s the Bee!
The problem is so much is believable.
Or as I said not too long ago: when people can go to comedians for their news the news is a joke.
That IS the problem.
It can be sarcasm... or not these days.
Almost half the country has gone mad and it’s trying to take the rest of us with then.
I still think 55 percent of Americans are normal. Maybe even a little more.
Greg Gutfeld had a good line on “The Five” the other day: “Jeffrey Epstein died from hanging.....around with the Clintons.”
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“Jeffrey Epstein died from hanging.....around with the Clintons.”
That line is worthy of becoming a FR tagline.
Thanks
Put more than a tiger in your tank. (Boom)
LOL
“I will NOT get angry” :)
“Speaking to a packed 30-seat arena,”
Hilarious. These guys are great.
“really depends on what your definition of ‘suicide’ is.”
Remember when he said it depends what is is.
That boy has played with the coke straw far to long.
Right. If you engage in Russian roulette, that’s suicide. If you ctross the Clintons, that also is a form of suicide. Get it?
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