Posted on 06/21/2019 11:01:36 AM PDT by Gamecock
LAKELAND A 32-year-old woman was arrested on June 15 when she gathered her husbands guns to turn them over to the Lakeland Police Department.
According to Courtney Irbys arrest affidavit, she told police her husband had been taken to jail for trying to run over her with a car. Irby said she went to Joseph Irbys apartment on Village Center Drive in Lakeland and searched for the guns she knew he had.
When she told a Lakeland police officer she had the guns with her to turn them in, he replied, So are you telling me that you committed an armed burglary? and Irby answered, Yes, I am, but he wasnt going to turn them in, so I am doing it, according to reports.
Police verified Irby had never stayed at her husbands apartment until the day of the burglary.
Officers made contact with Joseph Irby, who was still incarcerated at the Polk County Jail, and he said he wanted to press charges against his wife for entering his apartment and taking the guns, reports say.
Court records show that Irby applied for a temporary injunction against her husband and the two were in the process of a divorce.
She was charged with armed burglary of a dwelling and grand theft of a firearm.
She was charged with armed burglary of a dwelling and grand theft of a firearm.
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What the What? He’s in jail. And yes, she burgled his apartment. But how and why is it ARMED Burglary?
Because she stole his arms?
Five Star!
And she admitted it to the police when confronted by them.
Brilliant......
I think hed hit this one.
As soon as she picked up one of his weapons, she was armed, and still in the process of burgling him.

That makes sense. I guess. Thanks.
Officer: “Please remove your vest.”
Suspect: “What vest?”
>A pair of rocket scientists.
Well they are a Florida couple after all...
What was he in for?
Trying to run her over with his car ? LOL
“If I or my wife tried to buy a piece of property, the state REQUIRES that both names are on it, even if the loan is only in one persons name.”
In NC, it’s sort of like that but not. The rule is “takes one to buy, takes two to sell”.
Either spouse can buy property without the other’s knowledge. The unknowing spouse’s name isn’t required to be on the deed at time of purchase. BUT, when it’s time to sell...both spouses signatures are required to sign the deed over to the buyer.
So, if hubby buys a little shack-up condo at the beach in NC without wifey’s knowledge, then decides to sell (after years of fun), guess who has to sign the deed to release the property? The unknowing wife. If hubby is able to convince an attorney to bypass that critical part, the wife can come back and force partition of the property...all the way up to forcing the buyers to sell the property so she can get her legal share.
There have been some surprises at closing here in NC
I live in Florida AND Ive spent considerable time in California.
Every morning and every evening I thank Heaven that Florida is not like California and Im pretty sure our gun laws bear little resemblance to yours.
You gotta admit, that’s pretty funny. :)
If they weren't before they certainly are now.
So if you steal a gun it goes from burglary to armed burglary because now you have the gun you just stole? Hmmm, never thought of that before.
And never experience the happiness of sharing your life with someone whose waking hours are filled with thinking of ways to make your life more comfortable and joyful.
Self Committed.
Wait,,,,
WHAT?
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