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1 posted on 06/04/2019 2:45:47 PM PDT by Red Badger
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It’s all fun & games till someone ends up covered in ketchup...


2 posted on 06/04/2019 2:47:10 PM PDT by kiryandil (Never pick a fight with an angry beehive)
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Breaking news from the trailer park.


3 posted on 06/04/2019 2:48:32 PM PDT by nickedknack
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Better ketchup than tarantulas.


4 posted on 06/04/2019 2:49:00 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
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Hold the pickles
Hold the lettuce
Ketchup on girls don’t upset us

(I’m a poet and don’t know it but my feet show it cause they are Longfellows)


5 posted on 06/04/2019 2:49:37 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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In my day, we used whipped cream.....


6 posted on 06/04/2019 2:50:52 PM PDT by Ben Hecks
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Hard to have no contact with her when they share a place.


7 posted on 06/04/2019 2:51:39 PM PDT by Track9 (I mess up the bell curve.)
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She is 41 and has been “dating” her 37 y/o “boyfriend” for 11 years. Sorry, sweetie, the train has left the station, and you’re still standing on the platform.


9 posted on 06/04/2019 2:52:55 PM PDT by nickedknack
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Image result for george costanza ketchup

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Cause I gotta tell ya...

10 posted on 06/04/2019 2:53:32 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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11 posted on 06/04/2019 2:53:45 PM PDT by al_c (Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
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It’s her fault, ya know. She forgot the safe word.

“No Ketchup.”


12 posted on 06/04/2019 2:54:36 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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That would never fly in Chicago. Mustard only.


14 posted on 06/04/2019 2:55:01 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Finally. A use for ketchup.


17 posted on 06/04/2019 2:56:48 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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I’d never put ketchup on my sleeping girlfriend.

I’m more into whip cream myself.

To each his own, though.


18 posted on 06/04/2019 2:57:52 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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I tell ya, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

21 posted on 06/04/2019 3:00:43 PM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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OK is it really necessary to arrest someone over a holy mess?

But please....older people “dating” for 11 years? Absurd. You know what they say about the pot.

And I’ll say no more about the shack-up.


22 posted on 06/04/2019 3:01:53 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs)
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Well, she is now free to go ketch-up with her new boyfriend!


23 posted on 06/04/2019 3:02:12 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (I'm not tired of Winning yet! Please, continue on!)
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Thank goodness it wasn’t Grey Poupon.


25 posted on 06/04/2019 3:03:30 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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At least he used a condiment when he slept with her.


26 posted on 06/04/2019 3:04:21 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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Leave her, break up, but this kind of behavior is not acceptable regardless of what she may or may not have done.


28 posted on 06/04/2019 3:09:15 PM PDT by Innovative
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Did he pour on her Heinz?


       

29 posted on 06/04/2019 3:09:46 PM PDT by Songcraft
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