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Man Arrested for Covering Sleeping Girlfriend in Ketchup
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| Tuesday, 04 June 2019 03:38 PM
| By Zoe Papadakis
Posted on 06/04/2019 2:45:47 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
![made at imgflip.com](https://i.imgflip.com/32o24o.jpg)
I tell ya, just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:00:43 PM PDT
by
NohSpinZone
(First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
To: Red Badger
OK is it really necessary to arrest someone over a holy mess?
But please....older people dating for 11 years? Absurd. You know what they say about the pot.
And Ill say no more about the shack-up.
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:01:53 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs)
To: Red Badger
Well, she is now free to go ketch-up with her new boyfriend!
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:02:12 PM PDT
by
US_MilitaryRules
(I'm not tired of Winning yet! Please, continue on!)
To: C210N
Good thing he did not use some homemade hot sauce that my wife makes. It eats through the jar lids!
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:02:38 PM PDT
by
oldasrocks
(Heavily Medicated for your Protection.)
To: Red Badger
Thank goodness it wasn’t Grey Poupon.
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:03:30 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: Red Badger
At least he used a condiment when he slept with her.
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:04:21 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: the OlLine Rebel
Miracle Whip would have been a racist hate crime.
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:06:55 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: Red Badger
Leave her, break up, but this kind of behavior is not acceptable regardless of what she may or may not have done.
To: Red Badger
Did he pour on her Heinz?
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To: Red Badger
Whipped cream. Sexy.
Chocolate sauce. Sexy.
Honey. Sexy.
Ketchup. Not so much.
To: Red Badger
He may deny it, but there was nobody else there, and the woman saw him do it.
To: Red Badger
They should not have released him from jail.
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
“who heBELIEVED was having an affair”.
Was she or wasn’t she?
Obviously this guy needs to ketchup.
btw, these comments on here are hilarious ;)
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:12:45 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Red Badger
I’d prefer mustard on mine instead of ketchup...
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:16:40 PM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: Ben Hecks
In my day, we used whipped cream.....
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:16:44 PM PDT
by
newfreep
("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
To: Innovative
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:28:11 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:31:10 PM PDT
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: gundog
Ketchup and scrambled eggs are such a waste of sliced tomatoes and fried chicken. Leave her and date younger chicks.
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:41:41 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought. ))
To: Red Badger
Bet the sentencing guidelines provide for harsher treatment if that ketchup contains high fructose corn syrup.
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posted on
06/04/2019 3:48:38 PM PDT
by
ameribbean expat
(Socialism is like a nude beach - - sounds great til you actually get there. -- David Burge.)
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