Shoplifter TWERKS at security cameras as she 'steals hundreds of dollars of clothing' (TRUNC)

daily mail ^ | 6/4/2019 | matthew wright

[RummyChick]

Florida police are hoping to find a woman who twerked as she and her accomplice stole from an area clothing store in April.

Surveillance video released on Thursday shows the robbery taking place at a MadRag clothing store in Pembroke Pines on April 26.

Footage shows the woman - dressed in yellow pants and a patterned strapless halter top - twerking in the store in an effort to serve as a distraction.

[Bonemaker]

Come to Chicago...no prosecution if theft is under $1,000.

[RummyChick]

I honestly think she probably thinks she is hot with all the jiggling around

[RummyChick]

Secondcityblogspot has been talking about stores finally pushing back on this because the golden stores are really getting hit.

Of course they are going to get hit if the perps know they won’t be prosecuted. Chicago is a corrupt hell hole

[nikos1121]

Don’t think she’ll be voting for Trump

[RckyRaCoCo]

Looks like she demanding her repfartations...

[COBOL2Java]

Didn’t know Michele shopped in Florida.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Like a couple of bags of mud during an earthquake. Ewww!

[Bonemaker]

I check secondcity everyday. Also, Crime in Boystown and Wrigleyville for more nitty gritty on the north ("better") side of Shitcago. Hate to see what the bad sides (south and west) are like!

[Pilgrim's Progress]

How hard can it be to find her? Just look for a grossly overweight black woman . . . uh . . . wait, never mind.

[gaijin]

Saw the headline.

Didn’t even have to look.

[EdnaMode]

They should submit that to America’s Funniest Home Videos.

[Manly Warrior]

Sigh. I had to look it up on the net to learn what is was. I’m a middle aged white guy. Sheltered I guess. Thankfully. I too, need to find the “unlearn button” in my brain.

No, I didn’t watch the clip. Thankfully know that I am more “woke”(?).

Post Modern Culture is for animals it seems. Is my bigotry showing?

[Sans-Culotte]

[ssfromla]

After seeing what she is dressed in to do her twerking, I'm positive there's a Goodwill store near that could get her into something that has to look better than that crap she dug out of a dumpster.

If she wore that to the Goodwill they'd probably donate to her stanky butt.

It's disgusting what black women and some white as well think is empowering.

They are destroying the lives of a generation and are too stupid to realize they've been brainwashed.

[ml/nj]

I guessed right somehow.

Someone here needs sensitivity training.

ML/NJ

[chris37]

I guarantee you she does.

The bigger the better for those ones.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Michelle.

[RArtfulogerDodger]

This whole twerking thing is really ugly. Do chicks know this?

[dfwgator]

I sure don’t see how any red-blooded male would be attracted to it.

Maybe it’s a Lesbo thing.

[LeonardFMason]

When did Michelle Obama cut her hair?