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*MY* policies
Silly Silly Me
| 06/04/2019
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 06/04/2019 5:00:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Today, someone offered their opinions in the form of a list of priorities, in a thread titled 'My policies'.
This got me to thinking, what are MY policies.
Well. Let us explore.
- Absolutely no weapons or firearms laws whatsoever, including the free sale of nuclear weapons at department stores.
- Abolition of all gun-free-zone laws, and the placement of handgun vending machines in pre-schools and airports.
- The banning of all sex that might result in an abortion. This includes sex within marriage.
- A requirement that the poor and disadvantaged support the rich by sending any money they get to those individuals.
- A Federal requirement that all corporations emit no less than 1,000 tons of pollutants per year. A pollution-credit system will be created for those companies unable to create the necessary toxic waste.
- The banning of all drugs, including prescription medicine of any kind.
- A policy of reverse immigration, such that every person who cannot show direct occupation of America since the year 4.5 million BC is deported. Native Americans are not to be given an exception.
- Reversal of all anti-discrimination laws, and the introduction of mandatory discrimination laws.
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posted on
06/04/2019 5:00:02 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
And Federal requirements that everyone must write blogs.
Daily.
To: Lazamataz
3
posted on
06/04/2019 5:05:45 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Lazamataz
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
4
posted on
06/04/2019 5:06:05 AM PDT
by
Rocky
To: humblegunner
And Federal requirements that everyone must write blogs. Daily.However, there will be severe felony consequences if said blogs create any original content. All content must be stolen.
5
posted on
06/04/2019 5:06:33 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
6
posted on
06/04/2019 5:09:25 AM PDT
by
dontreadthis
(A TIMELINE OF TREASON on Profile Page)
To: dontreadthis
My policies are clearly Sensible-to-Popular!
7
posted on
06/04/2019 5:10:46 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
Dear Laz, I was unaware that you had joined the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is an environmental movement that calls for all people to abstain from reproduction ...
8
posted on
06/04/2019 5:20:08 AM PDT
by
SES1066
(Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
To: SES1066
Look. I’m just trying to prevent abortion.
9
posted on
06/04/2019 5:21:20 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
Where do you depot a Native American?
10
posted on
06/04/2019 5:22:43 AM PDT
by
maddog55
To: Lazamataz
I look at all these ponies and think, ‘Man, there has got to be some manure, somewhere!’
To: Lazamataz
Nuclear weapons! Rofl!!!
I’m gonna need a bigger cart :)
12
posted on
06/04/2019 5:24:37 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: dp0622
Nuclear weapons! Rofl!!!Well, let's not go crazy.
We should only allow up to 1 Megaton.
13
posted on
06/04/2019 5:25:47 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: maddog55
Where do you depot a Native American?
Amtrack train station?
14
posted on
06/04/2019 5:25:53 AM PDT
by
buffaloguy
(MSM: Wind up dolls of the DNC.)
To: maddog55
Where do you depot a Native American? Anywhere but here.
Damned invaders.
15
posted on
06/04/2019 5:26:21 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
Lol
My dodge challenger trunk can fit one!
I guess there are no product demonstrations :)
16
posted on
06/04/2019 5:30:42 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: dp0622
Look. If nuclear weapons are outlawed, only outlaws will have nuclear weapons.
17
posted on
06/04/2019 5:34:00 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
I was disappointed to see no mention of putting Hank Williams, Jr. on U.S. currency. So I must reluctantly reject your entire list.
18
posted on
06/04/2019 5:34:58 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Lazamataz
I prefer this Policy:
"Do what you want. Pay for it yourself.
(I think the quite is from Steve Crowder).
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posted on
06/04/2019 5:36:39 AM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: Leaning Right
I can adopt your policy, if you adopt mine.
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posted on
06/04/2019 5:37:03 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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