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*MY* policies
Silly Silly Me | 06/04/2019 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 06/04/2019 5:00:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Today, someone offered their opinions in the form of a list of priorities, in a thread titled 'My policies'.

This got me to thinking, what are MY policies.

Well. Let us explore.

  1. Absolutely no weapons or firearms laws whatsoever, including the free sale of nuclear weapons at department stores.

  2. Abolition of all gun-free-zone laws, and the placement of handgun vending machines in pre-schools and airports.

  3. The banning of all sex that might result in an abortion. This includes sex within marriage.

  4. A requirement that the poor and disadvantaged support the rich by sending any money they get to those individuals.

  5. A Federal requirement that all corporations emit no less than 1,000 tons of pollutants per year. A pollution-credit system will be created for those companies unable to create the necessary toxic waste.

  6. The banning of all drugs, including prescription medicine of any kind.

  7. A policy of reverse immigration, such that every person who cannot show direct occupation of America since the year 4.5 million BC is deported. Native Americans are not to be given an exception.

  8. Reversal of all anti-discrimination laws, and the introduction of mandatory discrimination laws.


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1 posted on 06/04/2019 5:00:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

And Federal requirements that everyone must write blogs.
Daily.


2 posted on 06/04/2019 5:04:09 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

You have my vote.


3 posted on 06/04/2019 5:05:45 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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To: Lazamataz

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx


4 posted on 06/04/2019 5:06:05 AM PDT by Rocky
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To: humblegunner
And Federal requirements that everyone must write blogs. Daily.

However, there will be severe felony consequences if said blogs create any original content. All content must be stolen.

5 posted on 06/04/2019 5:06:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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6 posted on 06/04/2019 5:09:25 AM PDT by dontreadthis (A TIMELINE OF TREASON on Profile Page)
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To: dontreadthis

My policies are clearly Sensible-to-Popular!


7 posted on 06/04/2019 5:10:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: Lazamataz
Dear Laz, I was unaware that you had joined the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is an environmental movement that calls for all people to abstain from reproduction ...

8 posted on 06/04/2019 5:20:08 AM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: SES1066

Look. I’m just trying to prevent abortion.


9 posted on 06/04/2019 5:21:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: Lazamataz

Where do you depot a Native American?


10 posted on 06/04/2019 5:22:43 AM PDT by maddog55
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To: Lazamataz

I look at all these ponies and think, ‘Man, there has got to be some manure, somewhere!’


11 posted on 06/04/2019 5:23:44 AM PDT by ArtDodger
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To: Lazamataz

Nuclear weapons! Rofl!!!

I’m gonna need a bigger cart :)


12 posted on 06/04/2019 5:24:37 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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Nuclear weapons! Rofl!!!

Well, let's not go crazy.

We should only allow up to 1 Megaton.

13 posted on 06/04/2019 5:25:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: maddog55

Where do you depot a Native American?


Amtrack train station?


14 posted on 06/04/2019 5:25:53 AM PDT by buffaloguy (MSM: Wind up dolls of the DNC.)
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To: maddog55
Where do you depot a Native American?

Anywhere but here.

Damned invaders.

15 posted on 06/04/2019 5:26:21 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: Lazamataz

Lol

My dodge challenger trunk can fit one!

I guess there are no product demonstrations :)


16 posted on 06/04/2019 5:30:42 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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Look. If nuclear weapons are outlawed, only outlaws will have nuclear weapons.


17 posted on 06/04/2019 5:34:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: Lazamataz
I was disappointed to see no mention of putting Hank Williams, Jr. on U.S. currency. So I must reluctantly reject your entire list.


18 posted on 06/04/2019 5:34:58 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Lazamataz
I prefer this Policy:

"Do what you want. Pay for it yourself.

(I think the quite is from Steve Crowder).

19 posted on 06/04/2019 5:36:39 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: Leaning Right
I can adopt your policy, if you adopt mine.


20 posted on 06/04/2019 5:37:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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