1 posted on
06/04/2019 5:00:02 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
And Federal requirements that everyone must write blogs.
Daily.
To: Lazamataz
3 posted on
06/04/2019 5:05:45 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Lazamataz
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
4 posted on
06/04/2019 5:06:05 AM PDT by
Rocky
To: Lazamataz
6 posted on
06/04/2019 5:09:25 AM PDT by
dontreadthis
(A TIMELINE OF TREASON on Profile Page)
To: Lazamataz
Dear Laz, I was unaware that you had joined the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is an environmental movement that calls for all people to abstain from reproduction ...
8 posted on
06/04/2019 5:20:08 AM PDT by
SES1066
(Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
To: Lazamataz
Where do you depot a Native American?
10 posted on
06/04/2019 5:22:43 AM PDT by
maddog55
To: Lazamataz
I look at all these ponies and think, ‘Man, there has got to be some manure, somewhere!’
To: Lazamataz
Nuclear weapons! Rofl!!!
I’m gonna need a bigger cart :)
12 posted on
06/04/2019 5:24:37 AM PDT by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: Lazamataz
I was disappointed to see no mention of putting Hank Williams, Jr. on U.S. currency. So I must reluctantly reject your entire list.
18 posted on
06/04/2019 5:34:58 AM PDT by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Lazamataz
I prefer this Policy:
"Do what you want. Pay for it yourself.
(I think the quite is from Steve Crowder).
19 posted on
06/04/2019 5:36:39 AM PDT by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: Lazamataz
That’s the problem with Laz... Damn liberal is just too wishy-washy...
...and that why we love him :-)
23 posted on
06/04/2019 5:41:38 AM PDT by
jimjohn
(2nd American Civil War: ongoing since January 20, 2017.)
To: Lazamataz
Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard; that’s my policy.
To: Lazamataz
And when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy.
To: Lazamataz
No mention of hitting on women??? I’m surprised at you, Laz!
To: Lazamataz
9. Shoot all people who posts vanities to FReerepublic.
5.6mm
27 posted on
06/04/2019 5:52:35 AM PDT by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
To: Lazamataz
It has always been MY policy to never associate with the untreated and non-institutionalized mentally ill as defined by the APA handbook of recognized mental diseases.
I avoid those suffering from gender dysphoria and coprophagia.
28 posted on
06/04/2019 6:12:34 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(No dolphins were harmed in the making of this post. They enjoyed the rough handling.)
To: Lazamataz
30 posted on
06/04/2019 6:27:33 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: Lazamataz
“...This includes sex within marriage.”
Ok, what have you done with the real Laz?
35 posted on
06/04/2019 8:24:03 AM PDT by
Zathras
To: Lazamataz
But Laz, doesn’t #3 eliminate ‘’hitting it’’? How are you going to be you if you don’t ‘’hit it’’?
38 posted on
06/04/2019 11:48:51 AM PDT by
jmacusa
("The more numerous the laws the more corrupt the government''.)
To: Lazamataz
After just getting home from the grocery....
a separate line for those with government approved food cards!!!!
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