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*MY* policies
Silly Silly Me | 06/04/2019 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 06/04/2019 5:00:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Today, someone offered their opinions in the form of a list of priorities, in a thread titled 'My policies'.

This got me to thinking, what are MY policies.

Well. Let us explore.

  1. Absolutely no weapons or firearms laws whatsoever, including the free sale of nuclear weapons at department stores.

  2. Abolition of all gun-free-zone laws, and the placement of handgun vending machines in pre-schools and airports.

  3. The banning of all sex that might result in an abortion. This includes sex within marriage.

  4. A requirement that the poor and disadvantaged support the rich by sending any money they get to those individuals.

  5. A Federal requirement that all corporations emit no less than 1,000 tons of pollutants per year. A pollution-credit system will be created for those companies unable to create the necessary toxic waste.

  6. The banning of all drugs, including prescription medicine of any kind.

  7. A policy of reverse immigration, such that every person who cannot show direct occupation of America since the year 4.5 million BC is deported. Native Americans are not to be given an exception.

  8. Reversal of all anti-discrimination laws, and the introduction of mandatory discrimination laws.


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To: Lazamataz

rofl :)

Will it be concealed carry? :)


21 posted on 06/04/2019 5:38:07 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: Lazamataz

That will do it!


22 posted on 06/04/2019 5:41:02 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: Lazamataz

That’s the problem with Laz... Damn liberal is just too wishy-washy...

...and that why we love him :-)


23 posted on 06/04/2019 5:41:38 AM PDT by jimjohn (2nd American Civil War: ongoing since January 20, 2017.)
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To: Lazamataz

Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard; that’s my policy.


24 posted on 06/04/2019 5:42:52 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz

And when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy.


25 posted on 06/04/2019 5:46:52 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz

No mention of hitting on women??? I’m surprised at you, Laz!


26 posted on 06/04/2019 5:49:21 AM PDT by miss marmelstein
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To: Lazamataz

9. Shoot all people who posts vanities to FReerepublic.

5.6mm


27 posted on 06/04/2019 5:52:35 AM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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To: Lazamataz

It has always been MY policy to never associate with the untreated and non-institutionalized mentally ill as defined by the APA handbook of recognized mental diseases.

I avoid those suffering from gender dysphoria and coprophagia.


28 posted on 06/04/2019 6:12:34 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (No dolphins were harmed in the making of this post. They enjoyed the rough handling.)
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To: maddog55

Duh, to Native America!


29 posted on 06/04/2019 6:16:16 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
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To: Lazamataz

http://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/brilliant.wav


30 posted on 06/04/2019 6:27:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner
However, there will be severe felony consequences if said blogs create any original content. All content must be stolen.

and excerpted here.

31 posted on 06/04/2019 6:44:04 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat gets prosecuted. ))))
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To: BenLurkin

Deja Vu is the feeling you have been somewhere before.
Vuja De is the feeling you have never been anywhere before.


32 posted on 06/04/2019 6:51:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: dp0622

Say, is that a 10 megaton thermonuclear detonating device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

/s


33 posted on 06/04/2019 7:17:53 AM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: rockrr

Lol


34 posted on 06/04/2019 7:31:08 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: Lazamataz

“...This includes sex within marriage.”
Ok, what have you done with the real Laz?


35 posted on 06/04/2019 8:24:03 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: Lazamataz

Nuclear weapons! Rofl!!!
Well, let’s not go crazy.

We should only allow up to 1 Megaton.

*************************

See!

And that’s how it starts. That! Right! There!

Next thing you know, we’ll have slippery sloped our way down to no longer being able to keep fully armed and equipped armored fighting vehicles in our garages!

Slippery! Slope!

Stay off it.


36 posted on 06/04/2019 8:45:36 AM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: maddog55

Where do you depot a Native American?

********

Back to Bergina


37 posted on 06/04/2019 9:04:28 AM PDT by deport
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To: Lazamataz

But Laz, doesn’t #3 eliminate ‘’hitting it’’? How are you going to be you if you don’t ‘’hit it’’?


38 posted on 06/04/2019 11:48:51 AM PDT by jmacusa ("The more numerous the laws the more corrupt the government''.)
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To: Lazamataz

After just getting home from the grocery....

a separate line for those with government approved food cards!!!!


39 posted on 06/04/2019 2:31:02 PM PDT by YouGoTexasGirl
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To: Larry Lucido

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mRA5FBtbHHM


40 posted on 06/04/2019 7:37:00 PM PDT by Henry Hnyellar
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