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*MY* policies
Silly Silly Me
| 06/04/2019
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 06/04/2019 5:00:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Today, someone offered their opinions in the form of a list of priorities, in a thread titled 'My policies'.
This got me to thinking, what are MY policies.
Well. Let us explore.
- Absolutely no weapons or firearms laws whatsoever, including the free sale of nuclear weapons at department stores.
- Abolition of all gun-free-zone laws, and the placement of handgun vending machines in pre-schools and airports.
- The banning of all sex that might result in an abortion. This includes sex within marriage.
- A requirement that the poor and disadvantaged support the rich by sending any money they get to those individuals.
- A Federal requirement that all corporations emit no less than 1,000 tons of pollutants per year. A pollution-credit system will be created for those companies unable to create the necessary toxic waste.
- The banning of all drugs, including prescription medicine of any kind.
- A policy of reverse immigration, such that every person who cannot show direct occupation of America since the year 4.5 million BC is deported. Native Americans are not to be given an exception.
- Reversal of all anti-discrimination laws, and the introduction of mandatory discrimination laws.
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To: Lazamataz
rofl :)
Will it be concealed carry? :)
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posted on
06/04/2019 5:38:07 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
06/04/2019 5:41:02 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: Lazamataz
That’s the problem with Laz... Damn liberal is just too wishy-washy...
...and that why we love him :-)
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posted on
06/04/2019 5:41:38 AM PDT
by
jimjohn
(2nd American Civil War: ongoing since January 20, 2017.)
To: Lazamataz
Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard; that’s my policy.
To: Lazamataz
And when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy.
To: Lazamataz
No mention of hitting on women??? I’m surprised at you, Laz!
To: Lazamataz
9. Shoot all people who posts vanities to FReerepublic.
5.6mm
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posted on
06/04/2019 5:52:35 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
To: Lazamataz
It has always been MY policy to never associate with the untreated and non-institutionalized mentally ill as defined by the APA handbook of recognized mental diseases.
I avoid those suffering from gender dysphoria and coprophagia.
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posted on
06/04/2019 6:12:34 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(No dolphins were harmed in the making of this post. They enjoyed the rough handling.)
To: maddog55
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posted on
06/04/2019 6:16:16 AM PDT
by
ExGeeEye
(For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
06/04/2019 6:27:33 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: Lazamataz; humblegunner
However, there will be severe felony consequences if said blogs create any original content. All content must be stolen.
and excerpted here.
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posted on
06/04/2019 6:44:04 AM PDT
by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Wake me when a prominent democrat gets prosecuted. ))))
To: BenLurkin
Deja Vu is the feeling you have been somewhere before.
Vuja De is the feeling you have never been anywhere before.
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posted on
06/04/2019 6:51:24 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: dp0622
Say, is that a 10 megaton thermonuclear detonating device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
/s
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posted on
06/04/2019 7:17:53 AM PDT
by
rockrr
( Everything is different now...)
To: rockrr
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posted on
06/04/2019 7:31:08 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: Lazamataz
“...This includes sex within marriage.”
Ok, what have you done with the real Laz?
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posted on
06/04/2019 8:24:03 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: Lazamataz
Nuclear weapons! Rofl!!!
Well, let’s not go crazy.
We should only allow up to 1 Megaton.
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See!
And that’s how it starts. That! Right! There!
Next thing you know, we’ll have slippery sloped our way down to no longer being able to keep fully armed and equipped armored fighting vehicles in our garages!
Slippery! Slope!
Stay off it.
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posted on
06/04/2019 8:45:36 AM PDT
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: maddog55
Where do you depot a Native American?
********
Back to Bergina
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posted on
06/04/2019 9:04:28 AM PDT
by
deport
To: Lazamataz
But Laz, doesn’t #3 eliminate ‘’hitting it’’? How are you going to be you if you don’t ‘’hit it’’?
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posted on
06/04/2019 11:48:51 AM PDT
by
jmacusa
("The more numerous the laws the more corrupt the government''.)
To: Lazamataz
After just getting home from the grocery....
a separate line for those with government approved food cards!!!!
To: Larry Lucido
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