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5/31/2019
| antidemoncrat
Posted on 05/31/2019 6:41:02 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
While mowing grass the other day I spotted a red plastic straw someone had dropped at the edge of our property. I wasn't sure if I should report the incident to the Environmental Protection Agency or the Department of Defense.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; plasticstraw
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To: antidemoncrat
Don’t touch it until you’ve had it tested by the hazmat guys.
To: antidemoncrat
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posted on
05/31/2019 6:55:32 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
("And she and Billie Jeff was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge...")
To: Liz
Don't you mean ICEE? 😊
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posted on
05/31/2019 6:57:39 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBONndering)
To: smvoice
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posted on
05/31/2019 6:59:07 PM PDT
by
Liz
( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
To: antidemoncrat
I hope you didn’t pick it up without putting on latex gloves first. You never know where that straw could have been.
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:00:10 PM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: smvoice
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:04:33 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: antidemoncrat
Mowing grass...
. .........................
Before you call anyone, assess your situation leading up to the find.
We're you you using a gasoline, pollution spewing, global warming riding mower?
If so, expect felony take down when authorities reach the scene.
You will be the prime suspect of this crime.
Do you really want to invite the law to your propery?
S.S.S.
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:05:03 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: antidemoncrat
Contact the Russian SVR and GRU, who according to the Leftist media and the Regressive Socialist ‘RATs, are PDJT’s intelligence agencies.
To: antidemoncrat
I suspected this thread was going to be funny and i was not disappoint...G.. really funny replies.
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:05:11 PM PDT
by
SandwicheGuy
(*The butter acts as a lubricant and speeds up the CPU)
To: ZinGirl
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:09:44 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: Bitman
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:10:17 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: Spruce
ROFL!!
WTH are you guys thinking up these responses?!! LOL
Funniest posts on one thread I have seen in a LONG TIME!
One gut buster after another :)
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:11:27 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: Libloather
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:11:43 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: bigbob
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:12:06 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: SandwicheGuy
No this is OFF THE CHARTS Funny!! :)
One more hysterical than the next! :)
I thought I was the only one who noticed
lol Funny!
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:12:58 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: antidemoncrat
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:13:00 PM PDT
by
Maceman
(Trump Trumps Hate!!!)
To: antidemoncrat
Make sure you’re wearing a hazmat suit before you go near it!
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:14:49 PM PDT
by
Maceman
(Trump Trumps Hate!!!)
To: antidemoncrat
This is very sad. Men and hazmat suits will soon arrive on your property. And cordon it off. Yellow tape everywhere. Your property will be declared a hazmat disaster area. You won’t be allowed in for weeks. Oh the humanity.
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:15:12 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
( Import the third world and you'll become the third world.)
To: antidemoncrat
To: MrEdd
47 seconds. Good job.🥇
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posted on
05/31/2019 7:17:08 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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