Posted on 05/31/2019 5:13:03 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hillary Clinton has been hired to give a keynote speech. The topic? Winning elections.
The Election Victory Conference is held every year, and they hire experts who have all won elections. This year they've picked Hillary Clinton. Although she hasn't actually won elections, she does feel like she won. She did win the popular vote, though unfortunately, that's not how you win the overall election.
"We want our conference attendees to hear from the expert on this," said one organizer. "Who better than Hillary Clinton? She's a real winner."
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“Who better than Hillary Clinton? She’s a real winner.”
She won a game that wasn’t being played.
She obviously had a winner of elections write this for her.
Well, someone else was probably given the job of selling ocean front real estate properties located in Arizona or Nebraska.
Hillary couldn’t even win a rigged election!
The ‘popular vote ‘ in 2016 was corrupted by the Democrat Party urban/illegal vote steering and multi illegal voter corruption apparatus . They did NOT win any popular vote . They corrupted it . But no is talking about that .
I hope they had to pay her a ton of money for this crap ,LOL
I do think that losing to Obama, a clean, articulate unknown, WAS a big deal. It was almost a joke. Once again, she was the designated winner....and she lost.
When will she catch on?
Wait a second are they putting a retirement fund in place for Hillary with all these speaking invites ,LOL
When I say she’s a real winner, it’s sarcasm.
I think everyone is quite familiar with the process of elimination.
She should give a seminar on how to get away with murder.
She would make a lot more money i think.
Yes, as does everyone. Nobody takes her seriously.
Or how losers teach you how to win.
Hahahahahahaha!
The KEY word here is that she WANTED to and FELT like she won. that is all that matters...she won... So, yes, she can give talks and charge a lot of money for people who also feels, and wanted her to have won. I wonder if Bill has the introduction to the book as to how it helps to have affairs with other women, get elected by WOMEN...
Crooked Hillary ought to give speeches on being the SOREST LOSER IN HISTORY!!!
That’s what this entire three-year witch hunt has all been about in the first place.
Lest we forget, she is the true witch behind the relentless presidential harassment PDJT has had to endure to this day.
It’s satire; it’s The Babylon Bee.
She did win a rigged primary ... so she’s got that going for her!
Oh come now. She won that election thousands of times in her mind.
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