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Did ya hear the one about two Irishmen who walk out of a bar?

Neither have I.

1 posted on 05/09/2019 12:37:14 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

Calling Captain Obvious.


2 posted on 05/09/2019 12:38:13 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping List)
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Awww. Why can’t I be Irish?


3 posted on 05/09/2019 12:38:33 PM PDT by guido911 (all)
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This is news?........................


4 posted on 05/09/2019 12:39:13 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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So? The country is pro-abortion and pro fag, veering far-left. They need booze to forget all of those..


5 posted on 05/09/2019 12:39:36 PM PDT by max americana (Fired libtards at our company for the past 12 yrs at every election. I hope all liberals die.)
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lol

Twice as much. That’s it?


6 posted on 05/09/2019 12:39:41 PM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if.. Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR)
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I’ll drink to that!


8 posted on 05/09/2019 12:40:25 PM PDT by glorgau
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I probably only drink a couple of times a year now, but when I did drink, I was way above the average of twice as much.


9 posted on 05/09/2019 12:41:20 PM PDT by Enterprise
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SNL - Irish Drinking Songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhckJEyU7U


10 posted on 05/09/2019 12:41:26 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Ethnic stereotypes exist for a reason.


11 posted on 05/09/2019 12:41:30 PM PDT by PGR88
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Where do the Scots and Russians come in?


12 posted on 05/09/2019 12:41:36 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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And lets give the ladies a hand too!

Irish women are the fourth heaviest drinkers in the world
Irish Post-May 8, 2019

Irish women amongst heaviest drinkers in the world, study finds
Irish Mirror-May 8, 2019

13 posted on 05/09/2019 12:42:32 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd ( Import the third world and you'll become the third world.)
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We’re Number One!


15 posted on 05/09/2019 12:43:52 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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As an ☘️ Irishman I think this article is dead on accurate!!
16 posted on 05/09/2019 12:43:58 PM PDT by JonPreston
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An old one I probably learned here:

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are sitting at a bar drinking beer.

A fly lands in the Englishman’s beer. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his beer aside and calls for another one.

The next thing you know, the pesky fly lands in the Scotsman’s beer. The Scotsman doesn’t look too pleased either, but he removes the fly with a casual flick of his finger and keeps drinking.

Just then, the Irishman notices that the fly has landed in his beer. Turning bright red with irritation, the Irishman reaches into his glass, pinches the fly in between two fingers and yells at him, “spit it out, you wee bastard, spit it out!”


17 posted on 05/09/2019 12:44:10 PM PDT by Atticus
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If you woke up one day and discovered that you were Irish, you’d drink, too!


18 posted on 05/09/2019 12:45:16 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (“Individual liberty and freedom are not outmoded concepts.”)
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According to the research, alcohol intake in Ireland has risen from 12.3 litres in 2010 to 13.2 litres in 2017.

That seems like a lot of alcohol for a Friday night. :-P

21 posted on 05/09/2019 12:48:10 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.")
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“Being drunk all the time isn’t easy. If it were, everyone would do it.” — Tyrion Lannister


22 posted on 05/09/2019 12:49:29 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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At least we can still make fun of the Irish without being called racist.

26 posted on 05/09/2019 12:59:48 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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28 posted on 05/09/2019 1:02:19 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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only 13.2 liters? Is that a year or month? Either way, I’m winning....


29 posted on 05/09/2019 1:02:20 PM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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