Questions That Still Haunt Me

email | 5/9/2019 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

Just askin'

[Bonemaker]

Sounds like George Carlin ruminations.

[z3n]

or steven wright

[z3n]

https://youtu.be/xr5eqYL_SMo

[thoughtomator]

> Where’s that extra penny going to?

Entry fee.

[glock rocks]

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere...

atmosphere?

[I want the USA back]

Why do Americans drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

[mylife]

Why do you give a **** and take a pee?

[Tom Bombadil]

I saw fat free half and half at the store but couldn’t find any fat free heavy cream.

[dfwgator]

What do they ship styrofoam in?

If ‘Con’ is the opposite of ‘Pro’, then what is the opposite of ‘Progress’?

[dfwgator]

Why do you say, “I have to take a s___”.....you don’t take ‘em, you leave ‘em?

“I have to take a s___.”

“Don’t take one of mine! I only have three left and the weekend’s coming.”

[Sergio]

If l-a-u-g-h-t-e-r is pronounced laffter;

Why isn’t d-a-u-g-h-t-e-r pronounced daffter?

[Bob434]

[[Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere..]]

Semi bad joke= Why aren’t hemorrhoids called asteroids?

[Bob434]

posted already please remove

[Bob434]

if you eat pasta and antipasta together, are you still hungry afterwards?

Does antimatter really matter?

It’s mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter

The sign said “Stop Ahead”, I stopped but i didn’t see no head

The sign said “Fine for littering” So i littered

The Sign said “No, You turn” So I turned

I saw a sign that said “No Signs Allowed”

[mylife]

There is Stop sign here, that says STOP!

They added another sign below it that says Caution, through traffic does not STOP

[bgill]

What do they ship styrofoam in?

Bubble wrap, duh.

[Retvet]

Thanks for the chuckles.

[Phlap]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

LOL! I almost lost my lunch.

[jmacusa]

Here's two that get me all the time:1) What is the difference between partly sunny and partly cloudy?

2) When you close the refrigerator door, does that little light in there stay on?