[Bonemaker]

Sounds like George Carlin ruminations.

[z3n]

or steven wright

[z3n]

https://youtu.be/xr5eqYL_SMo

[dfwgator]

Why do you say, “I have to take a s___”.....you don’t take ‘em, you leave ‘em?

“I have to take a s___.”

“Don’t take one of mine! I only have three left and the weekend’s coming.”