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To: sodpoodle

if you eat pasta and antipasta together, are you still hungry afterwards?

Does antimatter really matter?

It’s mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter

The sign said “Stop Ahead”, I stopped but i didn’t see no head

The sign said “Fine for littering” So i littered

The Sign said “No, You turn” So I turned

I saw a sign that said “No Signs Allowed”


15 posted on 05/09/2019 11:22:29 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Bob434

There is Stop sign here, that says STOP!

They added another sign below it that says Caution, through traffic does not STOP


16 posted on 05/09/2019 11:31:38 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Bob434

Sign seen at Railroad crossing many years ago:

Caution!
Fast Trains
Do Not on Tracks


24 posted on 05/09/2019 12:01:40 PM PDT by gdzla (Tyrannis Seditio, Obsequium Deo)
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To: Bob434
pasta and antipasta together

They annihilate inside your stomach, and you explode. That's what really happened to Mr. Creosote.

34 posted on 05/09/2019 7:57:03 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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