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Ocasio-Cortez Terrified After Discovering Bizarre Object In Washington: The Constitution
The Babylon Bee ^
| may 8, 2019
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/09/2019 10:18:32 AM PDT by C210N
"I am told this is a Constitution. I've never seen it before. It is terrifying. I don't know what it's for, or what is purpose is. Is it for protecting something called 'rights' or something? But like, is this good for the environment?"
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: anotheraocthread; aoc; babylonbee; humor; ocasiocortez; rentfree; rentfreeonfr; satire
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"At publishing time, she had stuffed the document in her garbage disposal."
Next up: She'll buy more dirt to stuff in her disposal.
And then something magical will grow from it.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:18:33 AM PDT
by
C210N
To: C210N
The little girl needs to do another parody of AOC getting terrified by everyday appliances.
Like running into the closet when the vacuum goes on, like a frightened kitten.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:20:42 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
To: C210N
AOC’s angry because the document protects rights, but not lefts.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:22:06 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
To: C210N
I don’t click on these ‘Babylon Bee’ threads, but that headline is actually pretty funny.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:22:50 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
To: C210N
To: C210N
Heh heh heh, pretty good one.
Hat tip to Bobylon Bee, far superior than any comedian (late night or not) nowadays.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:24:43 AM PDT
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
To: C210N
Does aoc even read cursive?
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:25:13 AM PDT
by
Paulie
(America without Christ is like a Chemistry book without the periodic table.)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
You almost had me there, then I say “parody”
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:25:28 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:25:46 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: C210N
It is not clear that this is parody and may not be, I suppose. It fits her presentation when she runs off the script her handler has prepared for her.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:25:54 AM PDT
by
arthurus
(dfs)
To: C210N
I think the original copy was printed on an animal, not a tree, so it’s probably good for the environment. Like, you know.
To: C210N
Just yesterday she was shaken up severely by a garbage disposal. Now she has it tamed. She works quickly.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:27:28 AM PDT
by
arthurus
(dz)
To: Sir Napsalot
Darn! Babylon Bee.
Originally I spelled it right, just checked on Bing, the first thing popped up was “Bobylon” bee.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:28:12 AM PDT
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
To: Paulie
No but she curses readily.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:28:35 AM PDT
by
arthurus
(sd)
To: C210N
Just wait until she discovers the Toilet and what that’s for ,LOL
To: arthurus
It is not clear that this is parody and may not be, I suppose. Great point, given her knowledge of the structure of government.
She questioned whether or not the government could really be efficient in seizing the means of production and controlling the lives of its citizens if such a document were actually honored by the "three or four branches of government."
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:30:11 AM PDT
by
C210N
(You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
To: C210N
She considers it HATE SPEECH
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:31:42 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: arthurus
Just yesterday she was shaken up severely by a garbage disposal. Now she has it tamed. She works quickly.Yeah, but she'll need patience. It will be awhile before the seeds germinate inside it.
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:37:34 AM PDT
by
C210N
(You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
To: C210N
Ocasio-Cortez Terrified After Discovering Bizarre Object In Washington: The Constitution
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posted on
05/09/2019 10:38:17 AM PDT
by
ETL
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To: C210N
Ocasio-Cortez Terrified After Discovering Bizarre Object In Washington: The Constitution
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05/09/2019 10:38:46 AM PDT
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ETL
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