"At publishing time, she had stuffed the document in her garbage disposal."
Next up: She'll buy more dirt to stuff in her disposal.
And then something magical will grow from it.
1 posted on
05/09/2019 10:18:33 AM PDT by
C210N
To: C210N
The little girl needs to do another parody of AOC getting terrified by everyday appliances.
Like running into the closet when the vacuum goes on, like a frightened kitten.
2 posted on
05/09/2019 10:20:42 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
To: C210N
AOC’s angry because the document protects rights, but not lefts.
3 posted on
05/09/2019 10:22:06 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
To: C210N
I don’t click on these ‘Babylon Bee’ threads, but that headline is actually pretty funny.
4 posted on
05/09/2019 10:22:50 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
To: C210N
To: C210N
Heh heh heh, pretty good one.
Hat tip to Bobylon Bee, far superior than any comedian (late night or not) nowadays.
6 posted on
05/09/2019 10:24:43 AM PDT by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
To: C210N
Does aoc even read cursive?
7 posted on
05/09/2019 10:25:13 AM PDT by
Paulie
(America without Christ is like a Chemistry book without the periodic table.)
To: C210N
It is not clear that this is parody and may not be, I suppose. It fits her presentation when she runs off the script her handler has prepared for her.
10 posted on
05/09/2019 10:25:54 AM PDT by
arthurus
(dfs)
To: C210N
I think the original copy was printed on an animal, not a tree, so it’s probably good for the environment. Like, you know.
To: C210N
Just yesterday she was shaken up severely by a garbage disposal. Now she has it tamed. She works quickly.
12 posted on
05/09/2019 10:27:28 AM PDT by
arthurus
(dz)
To: C210N
Just wait until she discovers the Toilet and what that’s for ,LOL
To: C210N
She considers it HATE SPEECH
17 posted on
05/09/2019 10:31:42 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: C210N
Ocasio-Cortez Terrified After Discovering Bizarre Object In Washington: The Constitution
19 posted on
05/09/2019 10:38:17 AM PDT by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! Fake Dossier, Uranium-1 Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: C210N
Ocasio-Cortez Terrified After Discovering Bizarre Object In Washington: The Constitution
20 posted on
05/09/2019 10:38:46 AM PDT by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! Fake Dossier, Uranium-1 Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: C210N
22 posted on
05/09/2019 10:39:54 AM PDT by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! Fake Dossier, Uranium-1 Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: C210N
Spoken like a true Liberal Fascist.
May divine providence save us from her and those like her.
23 posted on
05/09/2019 10:41:39 AM PDT by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: C210N
No one ever said pole dancers were smart.
29 posted on
05/09/2019 11:51:17 AM PDT by
jetson
To: C210N
Introduction to AOC 101:
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