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I’m as susceptible as anybody to laugh about such things in day to day life, but highly paid professional athletes on national television? We’re going to hell in a trash truck.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/human-body/holding-in-a-fart-means-you-might-breathe-it-out-your-mouth/news-story/f6c1a735233946a1303e59724711f9a0 (Maybe too much information ;)
I once caused commerce in an entire section of wheat pit to stop trading as guys stumbled over themselves to get out... or at least to the other side...., back when commodities actually traded in the pits.
You pay hundreds of dollars for a courtside seat, and you get blasted.
When it comes to things like passing gas, grown men will always revert to their 12-year-old selfs. It is an unwritten law of nature.
No one can hold a candle to my male Doberman. He has a bowel problem I cured with fish oil and probiotics but without that treatment he can strip paint and I aint kidding.
Is a thread like this really worthy of FR? Just reading the title is a turn-off.
On the set of Conan the Barbarian, with Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant giving Arnold Schwarzenneger a lift.
On the set of The Princess Bride in 1987, Andre the Giant let out a 16-second fart that brought the entire production to a standstill.
In an interview with ABC News, Cary Elwes, who played Westley in the film, shared some of his favorite personal stories of his time on the set.
Elwes said, when wrestler Andre the Giant, who played Fezzik in the movie, "let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill." "It could be heard three counties away," Elwes said with a laugh. "Nobody said anything except Rob, who said 'Are you OK, Andre?' and André replied, 'I am now, boss.'
16 seconds is a loooooooooong time... about the time it took you to read this post, possibly even longer.
I once cut one while driving that forced me out of my car. I mean seriously.
Back when I was 21 I ate an orange picked from a tree in AZ. It gave me horrendous gas with farts galore I could hardly control. I was in a store and a few farts later one of the customers said out loud, they must be having trouble with the sewer system. Lol.
Somebody stepped on a duck.
The mass media needs to know,
which would we wish to read more about?
this momentous event,
or
the D candidates’ next insane rants?
I was horribly aghast when I saw this headline.
Fortunately, Bob Costas has been reassigned to late night fart coverage, so NBC will have all the details ...
Yeah, I always tune to the NBA to see what classless louts are doing.