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1 posted on 04/20/2019 10:12:46 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Havoc?


2 posted on 04/20/2019 10:13:30 AM PDT by Williams (Stop Tolerating The Intolerant.)
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Tolerance Sucks Rocks

ping


3 posted on 04/20/2019 10:14:47 AM PDT by EveningStar (I am a Non-Cultist Trump Supporter.)
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To: EveningStar

I’m as susceptible as anybody to laugh about such things in day to day life, but highly paid professional athletes on national television? We’re going to hell in a trash truck.


4 posted on 04/20/2019 10:18:27 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: EveningStar
"He who smelt it, dealt it"

Teenage Me, 1970's
6 posted on 04/20/2019 10:21:06 AM PDT by RedMonqey (Welcome to Thunderdome... America 2019)
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To: EveningStar

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/human-body/holding-in-a-fart-means-you-might-breathe-it-out-your-mouth/news-story/f6c1a735233946a1303e59724711f9a0 (Maybe too much information ;)


8 posted on 04/20/2019 10:23:01 AM PDT by Maudeen (JESUS DIED FOR ME . . . THE LEAST I CAN DO IS LIVE FOR HIM!)
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To: EveningStar

I once caused commerce in an entire section of wheat pit to stop trading as guys stumbled over themselves to get out... or at least to the other side...., back when commodities actually traded in the pits.


9 posted on 04/20/2019 10:25:21 AM PDT by mostly_lies
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To: EveningStar

You pay hundreds of dollars for a courtside seat, and you get blasted.


10 posted on 04/20/2019 10:26:38 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: EveningStar

When it comes to things like passing gas, grown men will always revert to their 12-year-old selfs. It is an unwritten law of nature.


11 posted on 04/20/2019 10:35:04 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: EveningStar

No one can hold a candle to my male Doberman. He has a bowel problem I cured with fish oil and probiotics but without that treatment he can strip paint and I ain’t kidding.


14 posted on 04/20/2019 10:38:35 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: EveningStar

Is a thread like this really worthy of FR? Just reading the title is a turn-off.


20 posted on 04/20/2019 10:51:25 AM PDT by Exit148 ( (Loose Change Club founder) Put yours aside for the next Freepathon!)
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To: EveningStar
NO discussion of epic public flatulence can be complete with paying homage to Andre the Giant, he of the 119-beers-in-6-hours record...

On the set of Conan the Barbarian, with Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant giving Arnold Schwarzenneger a lift.

On the set of The Princess Bride in 1987, Andre the Giant let out a 16-second fart that brought the entire production to a standstill.

In an interview with ABC News, Cary Elwes, who played Westley in the film, shared some of his favorite personal stories of his time on the set.

Elwes said, when wrestler Andre the Giant, who played Fezzik in the movie, "let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill." "It could be heard three counties away," Elwes said with a laugh. "Nobody said anything except Rob, who said 'Are you OK, Andre?' and André replied, 'I am now, boss.'

16 seconds is a loooooooooong time... about the time it took you to read this post, possibly even longer.

23 posted on 04/20/2019 11:04:39 AM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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To: EveningStar

I once cut one while driving that forced me out of my car. I mean seriously.


25 posted on 04/20/2019 11:06:36 AM PDT by TalBlack (Damn right I'll "do something" you fat, balding son of a bitch!)
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To: EveningStar

Back when I was 21 I ate an orange picked from a tree in AZ. It gave me horrendous gas with farts galore I could hardly control. I was in a store and a few farts later one of the customers said out loud, ‘ they must be having trouble with the sewer system’. Lol.


27 posted on 04/20/2019 11:18:02 AM PDT by tflabo (Prince of Peace, Lion of Righteousness)
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To: EveningStar

Somebody stepped on a duck.


32 posted on 04/20/2019 11:44:11 AM PDT by Trump_Triumphant
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To: EveningStar

The mass media needs to know,

which would we wish to read more about?
this momentous event,
or
the D candidates’ next insane rants?


33 posted on 04/20/2019 11:54:28 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: EveningStar
I give you...

Mark Twain: 1601

Ben Franklin: Fart Proudly

35 posted on 04/20/2019 12:10:09 PM PDT by Interesting Times (WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
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To: EveningStar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZApBEF_mXCw


36 posted on 04/20/2019 12:18:25 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: EveningStar

I was horribly aghast when I saw this headline.


40 posted on 04/20/2019 12:52:29 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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To: EveningStar

Fortunately, Bob Costas has been reassigned to late night fart coverage, so NBC will have all the details ...


52 posted on 04/20/2019 1:33:21 PM PDT by x
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To: EveningStar

Yeah, I always tune to the NBA to see what classless louts are doing.


54 posted on 04/20/2019 1:36:41 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man.)
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