I once cut one while driving that forced me out of my car. I mean seriously.
When I was in the USN, we had a First Class who had to have all of his teeth pulled for some reason. I think the only thing he ate for weeks was peanut butter straight from the jar using a spoon.
One day, he let particularly nasty peanut butter enhanced one loose in our shop on the ship, and in the confined space, people were nearly retching and climbing over each other to get out of the hatch!
In the end, he was the only one in the shop, with a big grin on his face!