No one can hold a candle to my male Doberman. He has a bowel problem I cured with fish oil and probiotics but without that treatment he can strip paint and I ain’t kidding.
A friend of mine used to feed boiled cabbage to his bulldog.
An abiding stench.
I used to have a neighborhood Bible study, and one day, as we were all sitting around the tab!e, my old beagle, who had been lying at my feet, decided to contribute to the atmosphere, in his usual way. I immediately got up and shooed him away, apologizing to the other ladies. I did NOT want one of them, or myself to be blamed for the act, so I thought it only fair that I put the blame squarely on the actual culprit.
Of course, had we been a group of men, we probably would have fought each other in an effort to get the credit for it.