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Florida man threatens to destroy everyone... with army of turtles
Local 10 ^
| 4/9/2019
| Jeff Tavss
Posted on 04/10/2019 5:57:42 AM PDT by Gamecock
Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, was arrested for causing a disturbance while threatening to "destroy everyone" with his army of turtles.
Lane first started causing trouble at various establishments in Indiatlantic. At least seven calls to 911 were made about Lane's behavior, WKMG reports.
Police later apprehended Lane and escorted him to department headquarters, where he began yelling at the dispatcher and pounding on the walls and glass.
After leaving the police department, Lane went to a nearby 7-Eleven. It was there that Lane harrassed employees and even called 911, saying “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint,” according to the police affidavit.
Lane was located once again and arrested.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: florida; floridaman; solemnity; turtles; wildlife
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To: Leep
To: PGR88
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:15:01 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:15:35 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Gamecock
Gamera!
Gamera!
Gamera is really neat!
He is full of turtle meat!
We'll be eating Gamera!!!
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:16:13 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: rjsimmon
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:16:30 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Gamecock
Children will be safe.
Gamera is the friend of children.
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:16:33 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: Flick Lives
“Heroes in a half shell, Turtle Power!”
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:16:50 AM PDT
by
elcid1970
(My gun safe is saying, "Room for one more, honey!")
To: freedumb2003
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:17:19 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: ClearCase_guy
I, for one, welcome our new overlords.That just killed me!
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:17:22 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says)
To: RandallFlagg
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:18:07 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: Gamecock
Uh, got meth?....
On the other hand, if these were the turtles he was referring to...
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:18:38 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:18:56 AM PDT
by
JudgemAll
(Democrats Fed. job-security in hatse:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)
To: Red Badger
You sure it wasn't this guy?
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:21:10 AM PDT
by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: Gamecock
I guess we’re in for a shellacking then.
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:22:21 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(“Individual liberty and freedom are not outmoded concepts.”)
To: Gamecock
Mutant turtles? Of the ninja variety?
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:24:55 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(Mitt Romney: Bringing Massachusetts Values To The Great State Of Utah.)
To: rjsimmon
He’s Kentucky Man!......................
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:36:07 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Gamecock
The 90 Wildest Florida Man Headlines of 2019 (So Far)
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a26899191/florida-man-headlines-2019/
Jan. 1: Florida Man Shooting at Target in Backyard Hits Neighbor Sitting at Dining Room Table
Jan. 2: Florida Man Doesn’t Get Straw, Attacks McDonald’s Employee
Jan. 3: Florida Man Arrested at Mar-a-lago, Says He Came to Talk to Trump About ‘His $6.3 Trillion’
Jan.4: Florida Man Arrested After Hitting Dad with Pizza Because He Was Mad He Helped Birth Him
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:53:36 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Even MSNBC bimbos have stopped using the phrase 'undocumented workers'? IT'S A WIN)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:55:32 AM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Desperate swarm sewage drains for water..." Venezuelans or D.C. Swamp denizens?)
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
More like you can meander, but you can’t hide.
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posted on
04/10/2019 7:04:39 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/10/2019 7:08:15 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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