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Florida man threatens to destroy everyone... with army of turtles
Local 10 ^
| 4/9/2019
| Jeff Tavss
Posted on 04/10/2019 5:57:42 AM PDT by Gamecock
Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, was arrested for causing a disturbance while threatening to "destroy everyone" with his army of turtles.
Lane first started causing trouble at various establishments in Indiatlantic. At least seven calls to 911 were made about Lane's behavior, WKMG reports.
Police later apprehended Lane and escorted him to department headquarters, where he began yelling at the dispatcher and pounding on the walls and glass.
After leaving the police department, Lane went to a nearby 7-Eleven. It was there that Lane harrassed employees and even called 911, saying “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint,” according to the police affidavit.
Lane was located once again and arrested.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: florida; floridaman; solemnity; turtles; wildlife
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posted on
04/10/2019 5:57:42 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Years of being the town drunk has driven the old coot mad.
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posted on
04/10/2019 5:58:10 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
To: Gamecock
I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
3
posted on
04/10/2019 5:59:02 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Gamecock
4
posted on
04/10/2019 5:59:23 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Gamecock
Florida Man is at it again.
When will his vile, evil reign of terror end?
5
posted on
04/10/2019 5:59:30 AM PDT
by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: Gamecock
Were the turtles mutated? Did the turtles possess martial arts skills?
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posted on
04/10/2019 5:59:53 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Gamecock
You can run but you cannot hide.
7
posted on
04/10/2019 6:00:23 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: Army Air Corps
Laser beams on their heads.
8
posted on
04/10/2019 6:01:41 AM PDT
by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
To: Gamecock
In before pictures of McConnell and ¡YEB!
9
posted on
04/10/2019 6:01:58 AM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: All
He read my tagline and got the idea. Sorry about that.
10
posted on
04/10/2019 6:02:27 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Would you rather face a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses on the battlefield?)
To: Gamecock
The turtle army is charging! Well, not so much charging as meandering.
To: Gamecock
... with army of turtles
Probably don't have to worry about a blitzkrieg.
12
posted on
04/10/2019 6:03:11 AM PDT
by
chrisser
To: rjsimmon
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:04:24 AM PDT
by
EEGator
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Florida man, better keep your head
Don’t forget what your good book said
Florida change gonna come at last
Now your turtles are running fast
Florida man
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:05:29 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Flick Lives
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:05:46 AM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: Gamecock
I renew my call for common-sense turtle control.
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:05:47 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:07:04 AM PDT
by
Leep
(It's.. (W)all or nothing..!)
To: Gamecock
He sounds like a shoe in for a congressional seat. He would feel right at home with the rest of the loonies there.
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:14:09 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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