[Red Badger]

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Florida Police Tells Spring Breakers Guzzling Vodka From Sunscreen Bottles: It Only Works If We Can't See You

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Okaloosa County! My Guys!...............

[freedumb2003]

This is smarter than, oh, say, WATER BOTTLES?

[Jeff Chandler]

Headline:

College Students Dumber Than Cops

[Political Junkie Too]

a scheme to circumnavigate drinking laws

I think the author meant "circumvent."

I'll give him one point for daring to use important-sounding a big word.

-PJ

[SkyDancer]

[dfwgator]

I remember at Florida Football games we had the flasks disguised as binoculars.

[SamAdams76]

In my younger days, we used to pour margaritas into empty Gatorade bottles on the beach. Nobody ever suspected a thing.

But vodka in sunscreen bottles? Not convincing at all.

[Larry Lucido]

Does the vodka give you a good tan?

[Truthoverpower]

Here’s a better idea kid

take good red wine and put it in grape juice containers

I used to do that and walk around in public

everybody thought it was Welches

Aaaaaaaah. Youth !

[Larry Lucido]

I suppose it's preferable to butter. We're talking about sun protection, right?

[Bob434]

hey now, i have a medical condition that forces me to drink sunscreen-

[myerson]

I hope someone told the kids to first empty the lotion out of the bottle.

[FrdmLvr]

Whatever happened to adding rum to your can of Coke?

[Leep]

If you use the cocoanut oil lotion could you make pina coladas?

[rlmorel]

I guess Vodka infused Tide Pods are completely OUT!

[Seruzawa]

Jeez. Just mix some booze in some plastic Coke bottles. Too simple for college geniuses I guess.

[Magnum44]

Spring break. These guys are on it.

[SunkenCiv]

This is an old Kennedy family trick, trouble is, they drank the sunscreen first so they could reuse the bottle. Explains a lot.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Why can’t the drinking age simply be 18? It’s ridiculous to have it at 21. You can get an abortion and now Dems are pushing for 16 year olds to vote but they can’t drink.

[Rastus]

I inadvertently contributed to the delinquency of minors in middle school. These guys had sniff snuff they were always sneaking into class. I told them, “Why don’t you take the ink tube out of a pen and fill the empty space with your snuff?” They were soon all tapping snuff out of their pens when the teacher wasn’t looking.

[a fool in paradise]

Oh puleaze. There are plastic flasks made to resemble sunscreen bottles and tampon tubes but neither actually carried said product. Just plastic.

And drinkers are going to pour that flask into their soda. It isn’t even chilled.