Posted on 02/04/2019 2:40:10 PM PST by Red Badger
The BRAVE souls over at CBS decided to venture over to the scary part of America where people eat grits instead of avocado toast.
The cannot BELIEVE what they discovered.
Tomorrow
Did you know Waffle House has its own language? For instance “smothered” means with onions, and “covered” means topped with cheese
Luke Burbank checks out the house that rules grits, hash browns and, of course, waffles https://t.co/5hI1tw3eV9 pic.twitter.com/SZjY7LN1FO
— CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 (@CBSSunday) February 2, 2019
WOWOWOWOW. SHOCKING. THIS IS HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES. SO INTERESTING. SO RAW! SO
…So pretentious. I mean, is this news to anyone?
This sounds like an alien from outer space visited the @WaffleHouse . Bless your hearts.
— Katie Anderson 🌼 🐥 (@yellowdaisychik) February 3, 2019
YES. THIS.
@CBSSunday Actually taking a trip into America. Hope they’ll be ok.
— BurghFeeder (@BurghFeeder) February 3, 2019
I did, as a matter of fact. Because I haven’t spent every moment of my life between Boston and NYC.
— Just Some Guy (@jeremylatzke) February 3, 2019
How does he HANDLE it?! So UNCOUTH.
In another shocking revelation, Luke Burbank discovered the tea at Waffle House is both “iced” and “sweet”. #UndiscoveredCountry https://t.co/yMDa9uallJ
— John Michael Weatherly (@TheJMWeatherly) February 3, 2019
What makes this even worse is that *most* places that serve hashbrowns use smothered and covered. This is a person who has never been to IHOP, Denny’s or diners in general.
— marilyn maupin (@marilynmaupin) February 3, 2019
Well, that’s because diners are for GROSS POORS. (Sarc. I LOVE diners.)
Good reporting. You discovered something outside of New York.
— Jimmymitro (@jimmymitro) February 3, 2019
Really venturing out into the wild, huh?
The BRAVE souls over at CBS decided to venture over to the scary part of America where people eat grits instead of avocado toast. The cannot BELIEVE what they discovered... "Did you know Waffle House has its own language? For instance 'smothered' means with onions, and 'covered' means topped with cheese..."
Thanks Red Badger. This is still funny, but of course, to the PC crowd, it's irreparably racist:
My Cousin Vinny: Grits
Some of my best breakfasts were at diners in NYC. I’m talking serious bacon & eggs here with all the trimmings - including grits.
Shrimp n Grits with Cheese and Bacon.
Its Heaven.
My Southern family is totally grossed out when I order eggs over easy and dip bread in the yolks.....so it all evens out.
My aunt fixes them that way for her daughters. They call them dip eggs. My cousins love them.
CBS - pretentious fops slumming...
other than banana pecan waffles my favorite WH experience is when the waitress stands 10 feet from the cook and yells the order at him
The future Outback Steakhouse episode will be a hoot. Wonder how they will twist Down Under and Bloom’n Onion:)
US59 South
“See, Flowerchild - THIS is how the Deplorables live!”
When I’m in the south
I never miss Waffle House.
Love me some Shrimp and Grits!
They left out
Walkin’ - to go
As in “Two dogs, walkin’”
“We eat sausage...made from reindeer!!!!”
And it’s delicious, especially cold reindeer summer sausage, sliced, on Ritz with cheese.
Some little kid at church called it the Awful House.
I’ve had that!...................yes, it IS GOOD!.............
Possibly was, in their small minds, but in reality it shows US how realty ignorant these self-righteous people are.................
CBS Snowflakes can’t handle reality...................
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