Posted on 12/22/2018 7:42:46 PM PST by ebshumidors
It's been shut down all day! Post your horror stories.
I didn’t feel a thing.
Well, I’m a govt employee and I feel terribly triggered and put upon. Not to mention that bear that’s eating nonessential employees. I’ll have to stay in hiding.
The government shutdown is causing global lightening!
My rear end itches but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna scratch it myself.
I wanted some bread and butter today, and the bread was soft but the butter was still hard.
Will this misery never end?
Trump’s fault
If the govt was operating the Redskins would have won today.
I went to Yellerstoned and there was a hand-written sign that said feel free to enter, just don’t damage anything or make a mess. And no charge!!
My Grandma is eating dog food!
She lost her glasses again.
My coffee got cold after I left it on the counter for 30 minutes...
I broke a nail!
Well, I wouldn’t doubt that it’s even MORE expensive; but both would mean that there is something very wrong with government.
We had leftovers tonight.
Madness! Mayhem! People sobbing!
The kids are out for Christmas break.
I asked this slurpy drinking obese guy sitting in front of a store what he thought about the government shut down...Barely moving his lips and never releasing the straw from the corner of his mouth, he said, “L-a-z-y.
I posted this because the best thing we can do against the left is use ridicule. After all, it’s I’m their playbook.
I’m on a mobile so I can’t really do memes on other sites, but tomorrow is another day.
Last night was the longest night of the year. I hope Trump releases some daylight from the Daylight Saving strategic reserve. They have to have it stored somewhere.
I overslept.
There’s no medicine! There’s no electricity! There’s no toilet paper! People are eating cats!
Wait.....that’s just a regular day in the socialist paradise of Venezuela.
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