Posted on 11/30/2018 11:45:25 AM PST by sodpoodle
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won !!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race too.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read: “BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS”.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!
The Bishop fainted ....
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible.
So she sold it to a local farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:
“NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10”.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey, and take it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is .. . .. being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day and laugh
Nice.
Santa Claus is watchin’ you!!!!!
We need to laugh out loud now and then - and I did :-)
A guy who knows who's naughty and who's nice, probably is going to get an offer to work for the CIA.
“A guy who knows who’s naughty and who’s nice, probably is going to get an offer to work for the CIA.”
Santa was enlisted by the CIA in the 1960’s. They were afraid the Russians would turn him. He’s been Deep State ever since.
>grin<
Either that or the FBI is going to raid his apartment/house....
Are you a Turtle?
An American and Russian diplomat are at a formal dinner in the American embassy and are sitting next to each other with their wives when the American says to the Russian: It looks like it’s snowing outside. The Russian answers and says: No, it’s raining. They argue back and forth until the American wife turns to him and says: Hey honey, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear.
****Are you a Turtle?******
No. I’m a COW = Crazy Old Woman;)
;););););)
Heheh. Rudolph the Red. :)
Somehow I figured the joke would explain why an ass is associated with the democrat party.
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Are you a Turtle? You can bet your sweet ....
You bet your sweet ass I am.
Boomer wrote:
*Somehow I figured the joke would explain why an ass is associated with the democrat party.*
The donkey is the Demz mascot for four reasons - they are notoriously stupid, stubborn, ornery, and fugly.
You bet your sweet ass I am.
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