“A guy who knows who’s naughty and who’s nice, probably is going to get an offer to work for the CIA.”
Santa was enlisted by the CIA in the 1960’s. They were afraid the Russians would turn him. He’s been Deep State ever since.
An American and Russian diplomat are at a formal dinner in the American embassy and are sitting next to each other with their wives when the American says to the Russian: It looks like it’s snowing outside. The Russian answers and says: No, it’s raining. They argue back and forth until the American wife turns to him and says: Hey honey, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear.