Poo found on every McDonald’s touchscreen tested

Metro.co.uk ^ | 11/28/2018 | Adam Smith

[allendale]

Almost as sanitary as salad bars.

[OrangeHoof]

Muslims. They eat and wipe with the same hand.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Which indicates to me that a lot more liberal snowflakes are eating at McDonald’s than are willing to admit it.

[a fool in paradise]

big city living

[a fool in paradise]

I have design that wouldn’t have this problem. Not going to give it away. McDonalds can give me the millions for the idea.

[DungeonMaster]

On 3 occasions in the last 7 days my wife has found a large cardboard box with human poo in it behind our garage. San Francisco has made it all the way to Iowa.

PS, I know it's human because dogs don't wipe with paper towels.

[pepsionice]

You could have predicted this. You’d be better off with McDonalds APP on your cellphone, with just your own personal bacteria there.

[listenhillary]

https://www.businessinsider.com/phones-are-really-dirty-2017-6

[Nateman]

Somebody not used to using TP. Who could that be?

[PapaBear3625]

Having a phone app which allows you to order on the way would mean that the only screen you touch is your own.

[real saxophonist]

So that’s in Britain. Here in northern Colorado we have so many damn Somalis, let alone Mexicans, it’s probably true here, too. Thankfully I don’t go to McDonald’s.

[null and void]

Couldn’t see that one coming...

[Sans-Culotte]

Muslims. They eat and wipe with the same hand.

Actually, I believe they eat with their right hand, and wipe with their left hand. This is why sentencing one of them to having a hand cut off is such a bad thing. It would not matter which hand they used if they would bother to wash each thoroughly; but third worlders don't do hygiene well, hence the name "shithole" for their countries.

[a fool in paradise]

That too is a solution. Some businesses are already going that route...

- pre-order your meal by computer
- frequent customer benefits for using their app and giving them your phone number

Mine didn’t require any customer owned device or data plan or privacy rights compromise

[a fool in paradise]

>> but third worlders don’t do hygiene well, hence the name “shithole” for their countries.

Walt Disney made several educational films for central and south America informing the locals it is bad science to crap in the fields where you can contaminate foods and the water supply.

[bk1000]

“Having a phone app which allows you to order on the way would mean that the only screen you touch is your own.”

Great! Then you would only have to be concerned with the poo on your food rather than the poo on the TOUCH SCREENS...HELLO?
(I assume these are the cash register touch screens used by food handlers.)

[Moonman62]

And if you go to the bathroom to wash off the poo, you’re going to get more poo on your hands.

[pepsi_junkie]

That’s weird. There were a couple recent stories (within the last year) of people repeatedly pooping on a specific person’s property. When finally caught, in both cases there was no clear reason why (i.e. it wasn’t someone with a grudge against them or anything). Some weird OCD thing I suppose but why is it rearing it’s head in multiple spots all of a sudden?

[Red Badger]

mooooooslims.....................