[allendale]

Almost as sanitary as salad bars.

[OrangeHoof]

Muslims. They eat and wipe with the same hand.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Which indicates to me that a lot more liberal snowflakes are eating at McDonald’s than are willing to admit it.

[a fool in paradise]

I have design that wouldn’t have this problem. Not going to give it away. McDonalds can give me the millions for the idea.

[DungeonMaster]

On 3 occasions in the last 7 days my wife has found a large cardboard box with human poo in it behind our garage. San Francisco has made it all the way to Iowa.

PS, I know it's human because dogs don't wipe with paper towels.

[pepsionice]

You could have predicted this. You’d be better off with McDonalds APP on your cellphone, with just your own personal bacteria there.

[Nateman]

Somebody not used to using TP. Who could that be?

[real saxophonist]

So that’s in Britain. Here in northern Colorado we have so many damn Somalis, let alone Mexicans, it’s probably true here, too. Thankfully I don’t go to McDonald’s.

[null and void]

Couldn’t see that one coming...

[Moonman62]

And if you go to the bathroom to wash off the poo, you’re going to get more poo on your hands.

[Red Badger]

mooooooslims.....................

[PghBaldy]

Hopefully they’ll find who put it there on every screen!

[Moonman62]

A McDonald’s spokesman said: ‘Our self-order screens are cleaned frequently throughout the day. All of our restaurants also provide facilities for customers to wash their hands before eating.’

...

And those facilities are where the poo is made.

[fwdude]

I think we’d all be shocked at how prevalent molecules of poo are in our everyday world. But stories like this make great shock

We just need to stop being dirt/germaphobes. The Greatest Generation would be ashamed of us.

[Drew68]

This is silly. Anything that is touched by multiple people throughout the day will have fecal matter on it. You can either carry a bottle of hand sanitizer everywhere you go or not worry about it. I do the later.

[Rurudyne]

So what religious group has a history of wiping their ass with their left hand?

[Mount Athos]

Maybe every surface in the entire mcdonalds is covered in gut and poo bacteria.

[afterhoursarmory]

“Would you like Staph with that?”

[Conserv]

I’m on record as saying I hate those nasty things and refuse to use them.

When I walk into McDonald’s my hands are clean... and I keep them that way.

I also insist my drink comes from behind the counter because kids are all over those self serve drink stations.

[oh8eleven]

While this story takes place in England, isn't it the same as eating at a Chipolte here in the US?
    Like Forest Gump said,"You never know what (disease) you're going to get."