[DungeonMaster]

On 3 occasions in the last 7 days my wife has found a large cardboard box with human poo in it behind our garage. San Francisco has made it all the way to Iowa.

PS, I know it's human because dogs don't wipe with paper towels.

[pepsi_junkie]

That’s weird. There were a couple recent stories (within the last year) of people repeatedly pooping on a specific person’s property. When finally caught, in both cases there was no clear reason why (i.e. it wasn’t someone with a grudge against them or anything). Some weird OCD thing I suppose but why is it rearing it’s head in multiple spots all of a sudden?

[Comment Not Approved]

Put up a game camera. I use them here in Montana to find out what animals are crapping in my back yard. I then shoot the big ones, cut them up, and eat them.

I don’t recommend this, the eating part, for your situation. But the shooting part would be ... well, lets just say, satisfying.

[NEMDF]

OH NO. That is TERRIBLE. Do you think you have “homeless” types hanging out in the alley? Is the garage connected to your home?

[ridesthemiles]

You have ‘solid’ proof that the illegals have made their way to Iowa.

[vpintheak]

A lot of “immigrants” in Iowa, isn’t there?
At least there is in NW Iowa, where the extended family is.

[Disambiguator]

Time to put up a surveillance camera.

[hal ogen]

I didn’t realize that hillary moved to Iowa! Who knew?