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Dems: 'We May Have Lost The SCOTUS Seat, But At Least We Kept Our Dignity'
Babylon Bee ^
| October 8, 2018
| BB
Posted on 10/08/2018 12:15:30 PM PDT by OddLane
Democratic leaders consoled themselves from their failure to stop Brett Kavanaugh from assuming a seat on the Supreme Court Monday by reminding the nation that although they lost the SCOTUS seat, they were able to keep their dignity.
As liberal protesters banged on the doors of the Supreme Court and attempted to claw them open, Senate Democrats calmed their constituents by pointing out that they were able to be the bigger person in all this.
"At very least, we didn't drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer...
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; satire; schumer
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To: Hugin
That gal is one strong argument FOR abortion. Who wants her to reproduce????
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:25:08 PM PDT
by
RatRipper
(The Democrat Party is the party of liars, swindlers, cheats and unbridled immorality.)
To: Hugin
“Day Two” of The EST Training.....
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:26:04 PM PDT
by
gathersnomoss
(Grace and Dignity Will Win The Day)
To: OddLane
"At very least, we didn't drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer... Uh, you might want to look again, there, Chuck.
To: OddLane
Ok, Chuckles.
Whatever you say.
***snicker***
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:27:42 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(I hate Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.)
To: OddLane
The Left will never understand the irony of this satire.
Thats why it funny yet sad too,
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:28:04 PM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
To: OddLane
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:28:10 PM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: SES1066
Satire died years ago under Odungo.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:29:45 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(I hate Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.)
To: OddLane
they weren’t in the same time zone as their dignity.
To: OddLane
.
How can you keep what you never had?
.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:31:13 PM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: detective
To: Drew68
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The Supreme Court has better legs!
.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:32:46 PM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: OddLane
Wait, is this from The Onion?
To: OddLane
"At very least, we didn't drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer...
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:34:44 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: OddLane
LOL really..the screaming, the howling, the repetitive chants, really, they didn’t act like a bunch of spoiled babies LOL
To: OddLane
No, you didn’t, and you never had any dignity to start with.
All of you Demonrats are empty vessels.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:38:03 PM PDT
by
chris37
To: OddLane
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:38:24 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: OddLane
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:38:34 PM PDT
by
Redleg Duke
(Disarming Liberals...Real Common Sense Gun Control!)
To: RatRipper
What's believable is that Schumer would say it. What's not believable is that Schumer would believe what he's saying. ☹
-PJ
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:38:52 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: Hugin
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:39:26 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: OddLane
Christian satire is a thing! Who knew?
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:39:52 PM PDT
by
Company Man
(IN A TIME OF UNIVERSAL DECEIT, TELLING THE TRUTH IS A REVOLUTIONARY ACT)
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