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Dems: 'We May Have Lost The SCOTUS Seat, But At Least We Kept Our Dignity'
Babylon Bee ^
| October 8, 2018
| BB
Posted on 10/08/2018 12:15:30 PM PDT by OddLane
Democratic leaders consoled themselves from their failure to stop Brett Kavanaugh from assuming a seat on the Supreme Court Monday by reminding the nation that although they lost the SCOTUS seat, they were able to keep their dignity.
As liberal protesters banged on the doors of the Supreme Court and attempted to claw them open, Senate Democrats calmed their constituents by pointing out that they were able to be the bigger person in all this.
"At very least, we didn't drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer...
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; satire; schumer
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:15:30 PM PDT
by
OddLane
To: OddLane
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:16:54 PM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
To: OddLane
They didn’t lose their dignity because they had no dignity left to lose.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:17:36 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(My tagline ran off with another man.)
To: OddLane
I love the Babylon Bee.
FWIW, I have no doubt they really, truly think this.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:17:44 PM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
To: OddLane
Yes, it's a satire site.
-PJ
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:17:59 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: OddLane
“At very least, we didn’t drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer...
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Really? You just can’t make this stuff up...the depths of their delusions know no bounds.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:18:02 PM PDT
by
House Atreides
(BOYCOTT the NFL, its products and players 100% - PERMANENTLY)
To: metmom
metmo, your emojo is great!
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:18:23 PM PDT
by
Notthereyet
(Notthereyet)
To: OddLane
You get Taylor Swift. We get the Supreme Court.
Fair is fair.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:18:39 PM PDT
by
Drew68
(Twitter @TheRealDrew68 https://twitter.com/TheRealDrew68)
To: OddLane
Is this sarcasm or satire or have we been transmogrified in to the Bizzaro Universe?
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:18:51 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
To: OddLane
“we didn’t drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer”
Yes you did.
That is exactly what you were, screaming, whining, crying spoiled brats throwing one temper tantrum after another.
To: OddLane
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:19:07 PM PDT
by
Interesting Times
(WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
To: OddLane
"At very least, we didn't drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer...You think not, huh Chuckie???? Schoomie and his Commie Rats are the punch line on a bad joke. . . .
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:20:59 PM PDT
by
RatRipper
(The Democrat Party is the party of liars, swindlers, cheats and unbridled immorality.)
To: OddLane
Very dignified.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:21:10 PM PDT
by
Hugin
("Not one step from his weapons should a traveler take"...Havamal 38)
To: OddLane
What dignity? Shrieks, screams and crying like a 19th century insane asylum is not what I call dignified.
To: OddLane
The Onion was great 10+ years ago. But once the NYT and other media started competing on their turf the Onion can’t stand out. The Bee has the same problem - great articles but too much competition. /sarc
To: SES1066
Baybalon Bee is satire, but it might as well be real because it gets so close to the actual reality of how these dumbkopfs think.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:22:42 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: OddLane
To: SES1066
It is, but yes, anyway.
I’m sure they really think that.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:23:19 PM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
To: Political Junkie Too
Good satire is that it is believable. . . Chuckie just didn’t say it . . . yet.
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:23:24 PM PDT
by
RatRipper
(The Democrat Party is the party of liars, swindlers, cheats and unbridled immorality.)
To: Hugin
“Unhinged child on Aisle Three...
Someone, please pick up your unhinged child...”
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posted on
10/08/2018 12:24:35 PM PDT
by
gathersnomoss
(Grace and Dignity Will Win The Day)
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