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This is not funny.

Shut up Jimmy JJ Walker.

1 posted on 09/07/2018 10:12:43 AM PDT by SMGFan
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Hillary voter?


2 posted on 09/07/2018 10:13:27 AM PDT by Trump.Deplorable
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That there is a special kind of stupid!


3 posted on 09/07/2018 10:14:01 AM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority STILL Stands With TRUMP! WWG1WGA)
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Someone ought to notify Bed Bath and Beyond


4 posted on 09/07/2018 10:15:46 AM PDT by PGR88
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5 posted on 09/07/2018 10:15:58 AM PDT by Blue House Sue
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Distant relative of wile e coyte?


6 posted on 09/07/2018 10:16:44 AM PDT by Eddie01
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Hard to handle


8 posted on 09/07/2018 10:16:58 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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Man: Hey baby, where did I leave my dynamite?

Woman: Let me light a candle and see!


9 posted on 09/07/2018 10:17:44 AM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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” Hey Honey, are candles supposed to fizzle?”


10 posted on 09/07/2018 10:17:57 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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I can’t believe someone would leave a quarter stick of dynamite with a detonator and fuze stuck in it. You generally don’t arm one until ready to use it.


11 posted on 09/07/2018 10:18:43 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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This is why I keep my candles in the left-hand drawer, and my dynamite in the right-hand drawer.

Oh, wait. The candles are in the right-hand drawer and the candles are ...


12 posted on 09/07/2018 10:19:00 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The MSM is in the business of creating a fake version of reality for political reasons.)
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Must be Friday.


13 posted on 09/07/2018 10:19:44 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Bridgeport. That explains a lot.


14 posted on 09/07/2018 10:20:26 AM PDT by SamAdams76 ( If you are offended by what I have to say here then you can blame your parents for raising a wuss)
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Well, they do strongly resemble one another. Except for the blowing-up part.


15 posted on 09/07/2018 10:20:41 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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This is why they didn’t hire her at the grenade factory.


17 posted on 09/07/2018 10:21:55 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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What was this obviously “compromised” woman doing with dynamite? OK, maybe she was just running a small business making bombs for local terrorists??

You can’t make this kind of stuff up. There must be more to the story here...


19 posted on 09/07/2018 10:24:05 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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She’s actually kinda lucky IMO. Coulda been much worse. Remember the football player that blew his hand up with fireworks? This could very well have been deadly.


20 posted on 09/07/2018 10:24:13 AM PDT by V_TWIN (oks like)
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p49
21 posted on 09/07/2018 10:24:27 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Is such a thing even possible?


23 posted on 09/07/2018 10:25:13 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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LOL…I hope the Democrats are stupid enough to run him as a candidate for President.

The home’s previous owner was an idiot and is likely to be in for a serious law suit if they are still alive.

One does not store dynamite with the primer and fuse installed.

Dynamite stored without the primer and fuse installed is relatively safe.

Leaving behind dynamite (a licensed explosive) is probably something that the BATFE will probably be looking in to as well. Storage of dynamite in a dwelling is probably not legal either.

I think I would give the unfortunate woman a break on this. I would never expect to find dynamite in my basement. The previous owner is more to blame.

25 posted on 09/07/2018 10:25:47 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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Shut up Jimmy JJ Walker.

Rumor has it that Jimmy's gal Ann Coulter reached over one night and tried to light Jimmy's Dyno-mite...thinking it was bedside candle!

27 posted on 09/07/2018 10:26:50 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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