Posted on 09/07/2018 10:12:43 AM PDT by SMGFan
A woman was seriously injured in Connecticut after authorities say she mistook a stick of dynamite for a candle.
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Shut up Jimmy JJ Walker.
Hillary voter?
That there is a special kind of stupid!
Someone ought to notify Bed Bath and Beyond
Distant relative of wile e coyte?
Previous owners left it in basement.
was it labeled Dynamite?
Hard to handle
Man: Hey baby, where did I leave my dynamite?
Woman: Let me light a candle and see!
” Hey Honey, are candles supposed to fizzle?”
I can’t believe someone would leave a quarter stick of dynamite with a detonator and fuze stuck in it. You generally don’t arm one until ready to use it.
This is why I keep my candles in the left-hand drawer, and my dynamite in the right-hand drawer.
Oh, wait. The candles are in the right-hand drawer and the candles are ...
Must be Friday.
Bridgeport. That explains a lot.
Well, they do strongly resemble one another. Except for the blowing-up part.
Exactly the right pic!
This is why they didnt hire her at the grenade factory.
Not only that but a quarter stick of dynamite would take off more then fingers I would think.
Been a long time since I have worked with dynamite but the stuff we used to use was more destructive than that.
What was this obviously “compromised” woman doing with dynamite? OK, maybe she was just running a small business making bombs for local terrorists??
You can’t make this kind of stuff up. There must be more to the story here...
She’s actually kinda lucky IMO. Coulda been much worse. Remember the football player that blew his hand up with fireworks? This could very well have been deadly.
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