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Mountain Dew Mistakenly Tells All of Scotland to Masturbate for 'Epic Thrills'
Vice ^
| August 29, 2018
| Jelisa Castrodale
Posted on 08/30/2018 1:31:45 PM PDT by EveningStar
Not terribly long ago, The Scotsman newspaper printed a helpful list of 15 words that have alternate meanings in Scotland. It pointed out that pudding has nothing to do with a Jell-O mix but is often a sausage made from pigs’ blood, that messages means grocery shopping, and that if you mince something, you’ve pretty much effed it up.
Unfortunately, the paper failed to include chug on the list, which is why Mountain Dew UK is being dragged across Scottish Twitter for inadvertently telling everyone that they’re chronic masturbators.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chug; mountaindew; oops; scotland
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To: EveningStar
Scotsmen are good fishermen.
They are master baiters.
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:52:44 PM PDT
by
seowulf
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:54:37 PM PDT
by
PapaBear3625
("It rubs the rainbow on it's skin or it gets the diversity again!")
To: EveningStar
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:55:50 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
To: o-n-money
“They need to PULL the ads.:”
Yup, yank them right off the air.
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:59:43 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Proud member of the DWN party. (Deplorable Wing Nut))
To: EveningStar
Jack me up, Scotty.
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:06:34 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(I have already previewed this composition.)
To: seowulf
Now that line from Camelot’s I wonder what the king is doing tonight
You wonder what the King is wishing tonight? He’s wishing he were in Scotland fishing tonight!
Sort of takes on a whole new meaning now.
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:08:08 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: PapaBear3625
I am going to have to clip and record that one! LOL! I used to use a website called clipconver.cc to do this, but it won't do it anymore if music is detected.
Does anyone know a good alternative?
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:13:44 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: SamAdams76
“Those crazy Scottish chuggers!”
Ye. Wad a bunch a wankers.
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:14:59 PM PDT
by
LeoTDB69
To: EQAndyBuzz
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:18:51 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Rats, RINO's and O-Tips. They all want Sessions to stay.)
To: Vigilanteman
That is an awesome song! I know it well ...
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:21:29 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: rfp1234
Scotty. After a six-pack of Mountain Dew.
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:25:50 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Rats, RINO's and O-Tips. They all want Sessions to stay.)
To: dfwgator
A drink of Mountain Dew makes my teeth feel like they want to fall out.
Me and my RC please.
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:30:58 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(Terrific! Terrific? Harve Nyquist never ordered any radials.)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:43:42 PM PDT
by
Jaded
(Pope Francis? Not really a fan... miss the last guy who recognized how Islam spread... the sword.ag)
To: EveningStar
Reminds me of the black-eye Pepsi got from their PR campaign in England for Dasani water.
Their campaign centered around the slogan, Dasani gives you spunk.
Turns out 'spunk' is the English slang for male ejaculate.
Oopsie...
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:53:08 PM PDT
by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
To: dfwgator
Drinking Diet Mountain Dew caused me to lose my appendix. But that’s a story for another day...
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posted on
08/30/2018 2:58:01 PM PDT
by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Sessions couldn't find his own ass if Al Franken was grabbing it at the time ))))
To: EveningStar
I let them know that "wank" was Scots for "chug."
"Mountain Dew: Wank It"
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posted on
08/30/2018 3:03:53 PM PDT
by
x
To: EveningStar
Good thing they didn’t include the word Monkey.........
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posted on
08/30/2018 3:05:57 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(I once found a needle in a haystack but it wasn't the one I was looking for...)
To: EveningStar
Gives a whole new meaning to “Do the Dew.”
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posted on
08/30/2018 3:27:08 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: EveningStar
To: EveningStar
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posted on
08/30/2018 7:43:00 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
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