[Bryanw92]

Will the rockets be powered by “bang zoom”?

[HonorInPa]

Are they taking nominations?

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Let me guess. The first inhabitant will be named Alice.

[freedumb2003]

I volunteer my ex-wife.

[Secret Agent Man]

My vote is for Hillary or Obama.

[MichaelCorleone]

We missed that little tidbit for 40 years, eh?

Obviously the 0bama-inspired Muslim outreach program has born fruit!

[SkyDancer]

I thought Alice was already living there.

[11th_VA]

I think whoever went would turn into a boneless chicken without all the gravity ...

[clamper1797]

NASA wants to send some people to the moon to stay ...

So do I ...

[Artemis Webb]

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Some people underestimate the cost and difficulty of permanently living in a hostile environment. I mean, the per person cost is astronomical - no pun intended. If the cost were ever represented on a per-thousand person basis, people would realize the cost is astronomical.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Pelosi, Schummer, Mueller, etc.?

[Doogle]

...start with Hillary and Mad Maxine, add Odungo for comic effect...

[BradyLS]

There was a novel called _Ice_ published back in 2002, with cover art by Alan Bean_ that posited the idea of water at the south lunar pole. The Wikipedia article about the book says the the Lunar Prospector found signs of such ice as far back as 1994.

[onedoug]

I sometimes go to sleep dreaming of being a radio astronomer on the far side, where it could get pretty quiet while the full Moon’s facing Earth.

[Dutch Boy]

Didn’t we do that in the 1990’s? That was until an accident blew it out of orbit in 1999.

[entropy12]

Paging SC Mueller...

I have reliable information that there is solid evidence on the Moon that Trump has committed serious treason, but it requires you and your 16 democrat lawyers to visit the moon and stay there for 30 days.

[simpson96]

[raiderboy]

I cannot imagine anything more worthless at a time that we are 21 TRILLION dollars in debt. 21 TRILLION!! absolutely must be paid back by generations to come. We have national border issues, infrastructure to repair, illegal alien murderers to house in prison, etc. etc. We have no need or use or motive to send anyone to the Moon, MUCH LESS live on that rock at $BILLIONS in expense of money we don’t have. The absurdity of that is mind boggling.