Artemis Webb
Since Feb 20, 1998

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THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO MY PRETTY WIFE LINDA, WHO IS BOTH WONDERFUL, AND SMARTER THAN ME. And who famously cried at the grave of an unnamed but controversial general of the civil war era. And when Boromir died. And when Frodo left Sam to go West. And when Jean ValJean died. And when the dog died in The Once And Future King but NOT when Torgo died. Torgo looks after things while The Master is away, don't you know.




"Come on. Let's get something to eat. I'm thirsty."
--After The Thin Man


All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any
sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife,
all his friends, and burn his damn house down.


"Gentlemen! Welcome to Fight Club.
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
The third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
The fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.
The fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.
The sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.
The seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."
--Fight Club


"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."
--Planet Of The Apes


"You're like a leaf that the wind blows from gutter to gutter"
Robert Mitchum to Jane Greer
--Out Of The Past


"Some arguments are so absurd that rebuttal is literally impossible."