Star Wars Remake Planned With Deep-South Accents! (humor)

Just some fun stuff! | 7/30/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz and humblegunner

[Lazamataz]

 

Darth Vader: "Lewk! Ah am yer Pappy! Bless yor heart, y'all KNOWS it t'be true!"

Darth Vader: "Alla Y'all leave dat t'me!"

Obi Wan: "Darth, if'n y'all knock me on my butt, Ima come back ELEVENTY times as powahful!"

Luke: "Butter mah biscuits! Dat ain't sew hard! I usta shewt wamp-rats that were 'bout that big!"

Darth Vader: "Alla y'alls lack of faith PISSES ME OFF!"

ObiWan (offscreen): "Use that dang ol' force, Lewk! You inbred sumbitch!"

C3PO: "Best let that dang Wookie win, Bubba. He'll tear yew up!"

Yoder: "TRY? Bull flops, son. Git up an' DO that thang!"

Luke: "Hell, I ain't a-skeered."
Yoder: "You GONNA be a-skeered, boy, I tell you what."

Princess Leia Organa: Dart'. Y'all done gone TOO fahr. Dat Imperial Senate ain't gonna hogtie no pigs when they heah alla y'all attacked a--
Darth Vader (voice): Don't act like dat raccoon ain't eat'n no chicken eggs, Sunday Mama. You weren't on no homeless help mission.
Some radio yabbering wuz caught 'tween y'all and some Johnny Rebs!
Princess Leia Organa: Well, BLESS YOUR HEART, son, yer all nuttin' up on me. I got some chops bein' as I am a Senatah!
Darth Vader (voice): You are part of the Confederacy and a Reb! Take her away!
Princess Leia Organa: (muttering) Damnable Yankee.

Darth Vader (voice): I've been layin' low for ya'll Obi-wan, like B'rer Fox lay low for Bre'r Rabbit. And sho nuff, you done come
back! The chicken-coop is finally fenced in PROPAH! When I left y'all, I was only a yungun, now I the big man in this heah trailer park!"

ObiWan, regarding the Mos Eisly Trailerpark: "Y'all ain't ever gone find more meth heads and skanks than right up in thayuh."

[Lazamataz]

“Butter mah biscuits” is shorthand for the longer version.

“Smack mah ass and call me Ethel” is also shortened, to “Smack Ethel”.

Which, of course, results in a Domestic Violence charge.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Barbarella was the first erotic-comic book in Europe in the early 1960s, when that sort of thing wasn’t done, other than in the infamous Tijuana Bibles. It then opened the floodgates to not just more of the same, but to a huge amount of surreal and science fiction comics as well.

When the movie came out in 1968, by the bizarre director Roger Vadim, known for seducing, marrying, and turning actresses, like Jane Fonda, into even more bizarre radicals.

In turn, it really started an entire genre of surreal and science fiction “1970s” movies, where the directors ran wild without studio control. Which the studios copied as well.

Seen in that genre context, they were very influential to future movies. I left off the big names.

The Omega Man
THX 1138
Silent Running
Slaughterhouse Five
Solaris
Z.P.G.
Fantastic (not Forbidden) Planet (animated)
The Final Programme (aka The Last Days of Man on Earth)
Idaho Transfer
Soylent Green
Westworld
Dark Star
Phase IV
Zardoz
A Boy and His Dog
Black Moon
Death Race 2000
Rollerball
Logan’s Run
The Man Who Fell To Earth
Wizards (animated)
Starcrash
Mad Max
Phantasm
Stalker

[wintertime]

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[ClearBlueSky]

Damned if this Southerner don't think that there is a helluva better movin picture than the big ol' dump Disney is takin on my favorite entertainment!
OR- lets try that in New Orleans speak: Dawlin! Everybody in the South don't talk like that but me'n my mama'nem would pay for dat version 'steada the Disney crapola.

[Big Red Badger]

Thanks...
Food for thought.

Good list of early SciFi.
I’m not sure
“Clockwork Orange” would fit.

[Candor7]

Y’all sayin’ thet blue snot in the glass is bourbon? Jim Beam me up!

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

It also helps to have a mouth full of marbles,too.