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Star Wars Remake Planned With Deep-South Accents! (humor)
Just some fun stuff!
| 7/30/2018
| By Laz A. Mataz and humblegunner
Posted on 07/31/2018 2:14:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Darth Vader: "Lewk! Ah am yer Pappy! Bless yor heart, y'all KNOWS it t'be true!"
Darth Vader: "Alla Y'all leave dat t'me!"
Obi Wan: "Darth, if'n y'all knock me on my butt, Ima come back ELEVENTY times as powahful!"
Luke: "Butter mah biscuits! Dat ain't sew hard! I usta shewt wamp-rats that were 'bout that big!"
Darth Vader: "Alla y'alls lack of faith PISSES ME OFF!"
ObiWan (offscreen): "Use that dang ol' force, Lewk! You inbred sumbitch!"
C3PO: "Best let that dang Wookie win, Bubba. He'll tear yew up!"
Yoder: "TRY? Bull flops, son. Git up an' DO that thang!"
Luke: "Hell, I ain't a-skeered."
Yoder: "You GONNA be a-skeered, boy, I tell you what."
Princess Leia Organa: Dart'. Y'all done gone TOO fahr. Dat Imperial Senate ain't gonna hogtie no pigs when they heah alla y'all attacked a--
Darth Vader (voice): Don't act like dat raccoon ain't eat'n no chicken eggs, Sunday Mama. You weren't on no homeless help mission.
Some radio yabbering wuz caught 'tween y'all and some Johnny Rebs!
Princess Leia Organa: Well, BLESS YOUR HEART, son, yer all nuttin' up on me. I got some chops bein' as I am a Senatah!
Darth Vader (voice): You are part of the Confederacy and a Reb! Take her away!
Princess Leia Organa: (muttering) Damnable Yankee.
Darth Vader (voice): I've been layin' low for ya'll Obi-wan, like B'rer Fox lay low for Bre'r Rabbit. And sho nuff, you done come
back! The chicken-coop is finally fenced in PROPAH! When I left y'all, I was only a yungun, now I the big man in this heah trailer park!"
ObiWan, regarding the Mos Eisly Trailerpark: "Y'all ain't ever gone find more meth heads and skanks than right up in thayuh."
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheese; freepun; humor; lol; moose; qanon; sister; starwars
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner
“The Force be with y’all”
certainly beats a New England Yankee
“The Farce be with you”
61
posted on
07/31/2018 7:35:07 PM PDT
by
lightman
(Obama's legacy in 13 letters: BLM, ISIS, & ANTIFA. New axis of evil.)
To: Lazamataz
To: GregoTX
Where’s the redwood deck?
63
posted on
07/31/2018 7:41:39 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
To: Lazamataz
You Might be a Redneck Jedi If
- You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with yall."
- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
- At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
- You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
- The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
- Wookies are offended by your B.O.
- You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didnt have to wait for a commercial.
- You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side
itll be a hoot."
- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
- You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
- You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
- Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.My favorite....
- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
- You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
- Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".
- You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
- You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.
- Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
- If you hear
"Billy Bob, I am your father
AND your uncle!"
64
posted on
07/31/2018 7:47:41 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
To: DAVEY CROCKETT
14. You arent surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store. Gold.
To: wattojawa
Ping for #64
Nascar podracing?
66
posted on
07/31/2018 8:14:58 PM PDT
by
lightman
(Obama's legacy in 13 letters: BLM, ISIS, & ANTIFA. New axis of evil.)
To: GregoTX
Where is the picture of Han and Luke doing a hood slide?
67
posted on
07/31/2018 11:05:16 PM PDT
by
Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
(We are the dangerous ones, who stand between all we love and a more dangerous world.)
To: Lazamataz
*(Han Solo) ...”Hold my beer, ...Watch This Shit”
To: Lazamataz
*( Chewbacca )
....” AAaarrrRRRRR RRrrrr , YA’ALL”.....
To: Lazamataz
70
posted on
07/31/2018 11:27:15 PM PDT
by
DarthVader
("The biggest misconception on Free Republic is that the Deep State is invulnerable")
To: Lazamataz; humblegunner
Good Gawd! I figered Humble would be one da fellers dat’d come along and holler at yer fer that.
I got good chuckles... Thankee kindly.
71
posted on
07/31/2018 11:45:49 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(My tagline is here. you just can't see it.)
To: freedumb2003
“Lyuke! That thar is YO SISTAH not YO COUSIN!! “
That’s okay, it’s a family tradition with their folk.
72
posted on
07/31/2018 11:45:50 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
To: DAVEY CROCKETT
21. Your family tree has no branches, until you add the in-laws, ex-laws, and out-laws, at which point it looks like a briar patch.
73
posted on
07/31/2018 11:48:19 PM PDT
by
Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
(We are the dangerous ones, who stand between all we love and a more dangerous world.)
To: Lazamataz
LOL don’t worry August and September are on the way. Many a Saturday s football games I was in hopes of passing out to go to the hospital for relief, then I was informed wait till after the game.
BTW whose your college football team Georgia or Georgia Tech, you have too chose, grandmother’s argue about this.
74
posted on
07/31/2018 11:50:35 PM PDT
by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
To: GregoTX
75
posted on
08/01/2018 12:01:38 AM PDT
by
wardaddy
(Hanged not hung.)
To: Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
Lol that’s not to true in Georgia proper, but just across the Georgia line Ducktown Tn and Murphy Nc its the truth today.
76
posted on
08/01/2018 12:03:14 AM PDT
by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
To: Lazamataz
This will come as a shock to my father who grew up poor in Georgia in the ‘30s and NEVER talked like that. But I guess it could happen, even with the plaid people.
77
posted on
08/01/2018 5:32:08 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
To: DAVEY CROCKETT
Now THIS is funny, because it’s authentic. Love these four belles.
78
posted on
08/01/2018 5:33:13 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
To: Lee'sGhost
This will come as a shock to my father who grew up poor in Georgia in the 30s and NEVER talked like that.There's the problem. He was too poor to afford a Deep South drawl.
79
posted on
08/01/2018 6:50:18 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: Lazamataz
As usual, fabulous! Thanks for the laughs!
80
posted on
08/01/2018 9:58:57 AM PDT
by
blu
(WWG1WGA)
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