Posted on 07/31/2018 2:14:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Darth Vader: "Lewk! Ah am yer Pappy! Bless yor heart, y'all KNOWS it t'be true!"
Darth Vader: "Alla Y'all leave dat t'me!" 
Obi Wan: "Darth, if'n y'all knock me on my butt, Ima come back ELEVENTY times as powahful!" 
Luke: "Butter mah biscuits! Dat ain't sew hard! I usta shewt wamp-rats that were 'bout that big!" 
Darth Vader: "Alla y'alls lack of faith PISSES ME OFF!" 
ObiWan (offscreen): "Use that dang ol' force, Lewk! You inbred sumbitch!" 
C3PO: "Best let that dang Wookie win, Bubba. He'll tear yew up!" 
Yoder: "TRY? Bull flops, son. Git up an' DO that thang!" 
Luke: "Hell, I ain't a-skeered."
Yoder: "You GONNA be a-skeered, boy, I tell you what." 
Princess Leia Organa: Dart'. Y'all done gone TOO fahr. Dat Imperial Senate ain't gonna hogtie no pigs when they heah alla y'all attacked a--
Darth Vader (voice): Don't act like dat raccoon ain't eat'n no chicken eggs, Sunday Mama. You weren't on no homeless help mission.
Some radio yabbering wuz caught 'tween y'all and some Johnny Rebs!
Princess Leia Organa: Well, BLESS YOUR HEART, son, yer all nuttin' up on me. I got some chops bein' as I am a Senatah!
Darth Vader (voice): You are part of the Confederacy and a Reb! Take her away!
Princess Leia Organa: (muttering) Damnable Yankee. 
Darth Vader (voice): I've been layin' low for ya'll Obi-wan, like B'rer Fox lay low for Bre'r Rabbit. And sho nuff, you done come
back! The chicken-coop is finally fenced in PROPAH! When I left y'all, I was only a yungun, now I the big man in this heah trailer park!" 
ObiWan, regarding the Mos Eisly Trailerpark: "Y'all ain't ever gone find more meth heads and skanks than right up in thayuh." 
One more and I will leave you alone...
You know you are from Georgia if . . .
1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, and Smyrna.
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in
the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don’t have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Some one you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. You aren’t surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and
bait all in the same store.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn’t a status symbol. A Ford F350 Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are “fixing’” to send them
to your friends.
19. You wanna go back to Georgia, where everything is normal. And
finally:
20. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation: “You wanna coke?” ~ “Yeah.” ~ “What kind?” ~ “Dr Pepper.”
This summer has been FREEZING! 85 degrees! I need a snorkel parka!
Thank you for the new desktop picture for my work computer.
Lucyt have you heard Miss Pearl ping to 36
Yoder.
Southern Yiddish!
Ok then, y’all get a pass.
Sweetie just go look in THE golf bag and get you a little sniff of that shine daddy thinks we don’t know about it’ll warm your bones
I declare honey chile.
Ain’t heard nothin’ this funny in ten yars.
I love it FITFLOL
Darth Vader: “Alla y’alls lack of faith PISSES ME OFF!”
That’s Jack Nicholson.
Dats Funny stuff,,
That can apply to Texas as well
I always heard those as “you-uns” and “you-unses”.
Awesome. :D
I watched a Little
BARBARELLA
Last nite ....
It really is bad!
“Butter my biscuits” is just wrong.
The correct phrase is,
“Butter my butt and call me a biscuit” but, I reckon you’re not from ‘round here, are you?
Y’alls parents cousins?
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