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Police Use Stun Gun On Man Attempting To Have Sex With Car [KS]
CBS Chicago ^
| May 3, 2018 at 12:54 pm
| Staff
Posted on 05/03/2018 1:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger
(CBS) — A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.
“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car,” said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton (Kansas) Police Department. “.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”
The suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a stun gun to subdue him, the Newton Kansan reported.
Powell said the man was intoxicated to the point of being incoherent.
Police submitted a report to city prosecutors recommending a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, the Associated Press reported.
TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: car; garbage; kansas; sex
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Video at link......................
To: Red Badger
I wouldn’t blame him if it was a 1968 Mustang fastback
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:20:40 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Red Badger
I clicked on this thread for the comments......
Be back later.........
To: Red Badger
the car certainly appreciated it.
To: Red Badger
the man was intoxicated to the point of being incoherent. Intoxicated with what... does that usually imply alcohol?
Sounds somethink like flacca.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:22:14 PM PDT
by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: Red Badger
Cops know how to have a good time too.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:22:17 PM PDT
by
Jolla
To: Red Badger
Video at link......................😲
Not even if you paid me, pard.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:22:20 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Has the FBI been spying on members of Congress?)
To: Red Badger
Why not just start the car?
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:22:22 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
To: Red Badger
Utterly Incomprehensible.
Unless we’re talking about Flowmaster.
Or maybe Borla.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:22:42 PM PDT
by
golux
To: Red Badger
Maybe he heard that the car had just blown a gasket, and he wanted a turn.
To: Red Badger
Pervert. I’d say anything goes, but the car is under age 18. So that’s a felony.
To: PGR88
most people would say that it was too late for a 68 fastback; that car was already [fill in the blank]
To: Lazamataz
"Some car! How was she?!"
"Hot!"
Question: what would Laz do?
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:23:59 PM PDT
by
IncPen
("Inside of every progressive is a Totalitarian screaming to get out" ~ David Horowitz)
To: Red Badger
Apparently he likes to insert his manhood into tailpipes.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:24:08 PM PDT
by
Paleo Conservative
(Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
To: PGR88
Had it been a Prius, I would buy him a case of beer.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:24:39 PM PDT
by
donozark
(Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.)
To: Red Badger
This is going to be a fun thread.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:25:00 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: Red Badger
"He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.” Is that illegal?
To: PGR88
Who gets the “pick of the litter”?
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:25:08 PM PDT
by
Ed Condon
(subliminal messages here in invisible ink)
To: Red Badger
Maybe he was tired of having a “Cherry-Bomb” muffler and wanted to make just a “Bomb”.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:25:11 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
To: PGR88
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:25:18 PM PDT
by
ethom
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