Bender's NFL Live Thread: Divisional Playoffs

1-8-2018

[OttawaFreeper]

Championship droughts divisional round:
2016-New England Patriots (defending Super Bowl champions)
2009-New Orleans Saints
2008-Pittsburgh Steelers
1995-Jacksonville Jaguars (never having won a championship or been to a Super Bowl yet in their existence)
1966-Atlanta Falcons (never having won a championship, but have made 2 Bowl appearances including last year’s against the Patriots).
1961-Houston Oilers/Tennessee Titans-Never having won a championship in NFL, but won 1960 and 1961 AFL titles as Oilers. One Bowl appearance against St. Louis Rams in Super Bowl XXXIV.
1960-Minnesota Vikings-Never having won a championship, 4 Bowl appearances with last in Super Bowl XI in 1976 against Oakland Raiders.
1960-Philadelphia Eagles-Never having won a Bowl with two appearances in Super Bowl XV and XXXIX. NFL champions in 1960 against Green Bay Packers. 3rd longest drought in NFL behind Arizona Cardinals (1947 as Chicago Cardinals) and Detroit Lions (1957).

[Bender2]

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He suggested electroshock... therapy--

The Colorado Smoke... Diet--

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But all it did was give me head... congestion--

And I lost my right arm... writing out the checks to pay them medical bastards!

So, to get my health back I've returned to a proven... cure--

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So, Big, until I am back to fit... and fiddle--

Keep those Pattycheaters of yours... on the straight and narrow!

And keep paying... the bar bill--

[Rummyfan]

I did not know Imelda Marcos was still alive....

[Conservative Gato]

If Carson Wentz wasn't hurt, I'd call the Eagles-Falcons a draw since the Falcons have successful playoff experience. I too will have to go with playoff experience and the Falcons.

The Titans benefited greatly from Andy Reid's horrible game planning in the second half. Chiefs fans were warned by Eagles fans how terrible Andy was in the playoffs. He is 1-4 with the Chiefs in the post season and I believe most of those were come-from-behind wins by the opposing teams. As a Chiefs fan, Andy is a great regular season coach but I can see where Eagles fans complained about him in the playoffs. I'm at the point I hope he is not there next season. That being said, the Titans won't run in to terrible coaching like that with the Patriots, so I pick thePatriots in this one.

I guess it just depends on which Steelers team shows up in this one. They do have the playoff experience and are at home so I will have to go with the Steelers

Case Keenum??? He's played out of his mind this year but before that he was a fairly average QB. We'll have to see if he has continued success with the playoff pressure. Drew Brees has been here before, he has a pretty good running game and not a bad defense so I will have to go with the Saints

CGato

[big'ol_freeper]

Well pard, I'll keep an eye on that Dr. Jack fella since I live off his road here in Md.

[Howie66]

Hey, Impy. You are doing a yeoman’s job, my friend. Hang in there and don’t get discouraged.

For myself, I have enjoyed Bender and all of his shenanigans over the years, even though he likes that Blue Star ointment team.

I follow the thread now, even though I can no longer support the FNFL or the turds that have infiltrated it and turned it into something that Jethro Pugh, Don Meredith, Tom Landry, Vince Lombardi Donnie Anderson, Bart Starr and Jerry Kramer would not recognize.

I still enjoy the heart felt efforts of you.

Semper Fi! Do Or Die!

Carry on. With NO APOLOGIES.

[campaignPete R-CT]

Ol’ Tom would remind us of the freezing precipitation in the 3 outdoor games

4 southern teams on road up north

West of Mississippi . . . shut out!

Winners ...
Philadelphia
Pats
Jags
Minnesota

[pepsi_junkie]

Eagles Vs Falcons: Eagles win the battle of the birds
Patriots Vs Titans: Patriots squeak by the Titans
Steelers Vs Jaguars: Steelers win
Saints Vs Vikings: Vikings are the only road team to win one in this round.

[big'ol_freeper]

Vikings/Saints game will be played in Minnesota

[pepsi_junkie]

Oops, you are right! Home teams sweep the week then!

[OneVike]

Vikings are the home team with the second best record in the NFC at 13-3. Te Saints are the road team.

\Vikings defense is the best in the league, and will destroy Brees and his Cajun buddies.

These are not the old Vikings.

[Impy]

It’d be cool to have a first time champ, I’ll root for the Pats though.

[Impy]

Thank you Howie, I appreciate it! And Bendy, your welcome buddy, good to see you start swinging back into action.

[dfwgator]

Bama and New England. Everything is in its’ right place.

[Dagnabitt]

This thread supports an anti-American organization, the NFL. It’s not just “some players” it’s the entire organization that chooses to showcase hatred of our country in its shows.

No amount of funny pictures can cover up the stink of a thread that supports hatred of America.

Quit. Stop posting this crap on FR.

[Impy]

I was completely unsure. She’s actually still serving in the Philippines Congress.

[al_c]

Philly
Patsies
Steelers
Ain’ts

[big'ol_freeper]

[Impy]

Jags, Pete? Gunning for that Minority Report, I like it.

Welcome Red Badger, I made your picture, wait for it......a Red Badger, let me know if you want something else. ;d

Imp's Pickz

If Wentz was playing I'd pick PHI to get to the big game. He's not and I smell a top seed going down, Falcons

Pats, come on son.

I'd love for the stoolers to lay an egg, but I can't predict that.

The Vikings Cinderella season continues as least as far as the Conference Title game.

Bender's NFL Live Thread: Divisional Playoffs

Saturday, Jan 13, 2018

==== Atlanta at Philadelphia======

Tennessee at New England==========

Sunday, Jan 7, 2018

= Jacksonville at Pittsburgh=========

==== New Orleans at Minnesota======

Ongoing

== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = = = = = = = = =

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Saturday, Jan 13, 2018
Atlanta
New England

Sunday, Jan 14, 2018
Pittsburgh
New Orleans