[EdnaMode]

Good news for Trump. :D

[blueunicorn6]

Who knew that the fountain of youth was in a pop can?

[miliantnutcase]

Hah! I was thinking the same thing.

[txrefugee]

Hahaha…bad news for the Dem diet harpies who thought Diet Coke was harming President Trump’s health.

[Pining_4_TX]

She is my kind of lady! Also, bring on the preservatives! We are all basically walking hunks of meat, so we can use all the preservatives we can get.

[gov_bean_ counter]

A Diet Coke and a pack of Pall Malls.

[right way right]

She probably takes a double shot of Jack Daniel’s with that daily diet Coke.

[gov_bean_ counter]

A Diet Coke and a pack of Pall Malls.

[aquila48]

[Red Badger]

reminds me of the old guy in the rest home that ate 24 boiled eggs every day and had absolutely normal cholesterol.................

[McGruff]

Next thing they’ll be telling us is that Global Warming isn’t real.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

If drinking one can of Diet Coke is the reason that she lived to be 104, then I’m on track to live to be 1,000.

[Jeff Chandler]

What an endorsement!

[jerod]

They didn’t start making diet Coke until she was 68... It must have been the avocado ice-cream instead, Tom Brady’s elixir of youth.

It’s either that, or he’s a vampire.

[jerod]

In other news... 84 year old lady with Alzheimer’s thinks she’s 104.

[Fiji Hill]

The bestselling record in the country on the day she was born:

Peg O' My Heart--Charles Harrison (1913)

[Jeff Chandler]

Reminds me of the guy who was 96 years old and had smoked two packs of Camels a day since he was 12. R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company caught wind of it and invited the guy to do a commercial endoresement. They flew him out to New York first class. The ad exec gave him time to get settled before he called him.

Ad Man: How was your flight, Mr. Ferguson?

Ferguson: Wonderful. The seats were so comfortable.

Ad Man: And the hotel? How do you like it there at the Four Seasons?

Ferguson: I’ve never seen such luxury.

Ad Man: Good, good. Now Mr. Ferguson, I want you to get a good night’s sleep so I’m not sending the limo over until ten. We’ll shoot the commercial at eleven.

Ferguson: No, no, I can’t do the commercial at eleven.

Ad Man: Why not?

Ferguson: I don’t stop coughing till noon.

[DoodleBob]

Of course. That's because Coca-Cola is about freedom, liberty, and the American Way.

By contrast, Pepsi is all about radical, liberal garbage and will kill you sooner.

[Bigg Red]

Ack! Can’t believe she drinks that junk. Her good genes must make her immune to its harm.

[semaj]

Speaking of oldsters, My Grandma past on at 108 Christmas Eve. 10 children, 25 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren, a dozen great great grandchildren, and 5 great great great grandchildren. A life well lived. Congratulations Grandma, on your promotion.

[Seruzawa]

Lol. Whenever you see on of these puff pieces about very old people they seem invariably to be drinkers, smokers, etc. Now Diet Coke. What a smarmy moralist busybody to do?