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Well at least you didn’t do this on purpose. :)
1. Johnny. 2. Meat? 3. Mt. Everest. 4. None.
I’ll finish the rest later.
How about a link to where you found it?
How far can a dog run into the woods?
3) You can’t breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.
um...yes i can.
http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5362284
Something for seniors to do to keep those “aging” grey cells active!
1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child’s name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. ....How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?
8. What was the President ‘s Name...in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say,... “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
What word rhymes with orange? With silver?
What is the only word in the English language that has three double letters right in a row?
Sorting through that word salad should exercise some brain cells. ;<)
How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?
Being a Geezer gives me the
Prerogative of saying,
I ain’t got Time for That!
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Here are the Answers: (No peeking!)
>1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Answer: Johnny, of course.
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? Answer: None. There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President's Name in 1975? Answer: Same as is it now – Donald Trump [Oh, come on...]
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in? Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"? Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1) You can't count your hair. 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it, too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.
TO ALL MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS
(Sorry Ike I forgot I sent this to you)
Keep that brain working; try to figure this one out... See if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common?
1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess
Give it another try.. Look at each word carefully. You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.
REMEMBER I ONLY SENT THIS TO MY SMART FRIENDS NOW DON'T LET ME DOWN
No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters.... Answer is below!
Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No
Old lady geezer age 69 here...
1. The 3rd child was a boy but the parents knew he would want to be a girl so they called him errr her June Then he went to school with a boy named Sue who suggested for survival through kindergarten, he change his name...he chose Johnny.. ;)
2. He weighs his meat
3. My Everest
4. holes cant be measured
5. Incorrectly
6. Billy lives in the Southern hemisphere...however he was born in NYC so there was a snowstorm that day...hence the removal shortly there after to warmer climes ;)
7. You need a camera or a cell phone...
8. Donald John Trump
9. 2nd place
10. Neither yolks are yellow
11. one big stack...
Brain teasers for geezers:
1) Where did you leave your car keys?
2) What is your phone number?
3) Name the prescriptions you’re taking.
4) What was the name of your bank before the last takeover?
5) There was a political party that used to seek to lower taxes. Do you remember what they were called?
6) Where did you leave your medical bracelet?
Hmm... dang, got the egg one wrong and didn’t figure out the words - but I didn’t give myself much time on that one.
Bump for later
ML/NJ
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Formatting anyone????
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Too easy. I got them all.