Posted on 11/06/2017 11:08:49 AM PST by upchuck
When his old campaign manager was indicted Monday, Mr. Trump called me on the phone, crying like a baby, and begged me to endorse him. I said, "You're already president, Mr. President. You were elected." He said, "I'd still like your endorsement." I have a recording of the phone call. It's so sad. Donald Trump is done. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown. I was very very nice about it. Very nice. But New Yorkers love dogs and he does not. There are 14 recorded instances of him kicking small dogs, and I have documentary proof of all but two of them.
Plus many other instances of him running around grabbing women's cats. Knocked on the door, grabbed the cat, walked away. Just to show that a famous rich guy could get away with it. Where is the apology? No, the man couldn't even get a job as a school crossing guard in New York. Look at him leading his grandchildren toward the helicopter thank God there's a Marine there to keep them from walking into the rotor.
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No kidding! We’re living in a time where crazy people have an avenue to spew their shit to the world in 140 characters or less. And they’re doing it.
However, the only people who care are those that are just as nuts.
This has to be satire.
What’s good for the goose......
Liar! No way Trump was “crying” and begging for your worthless endorsement. If you bave a recording, play it. Otherwuse, STFU.
This is why they’re shooting up a country band concert and churches. Mowing down everyday Americans It’s not funny anymore. Democrats believe this bull, and then act out on it. Los Vegas was to kill as many Republicans as possible. Garrison Kehlor wouldn’t be caught dead at one of those concerts
Garry ,the fag,says what... Lock him up with Felonia...
Only in his own mind.
Well, his listeners must be below average...
I had to laugh at the he grabs the cat, just to prove he can. 8>). People are not going to see that this is humor that encapsulates all of the things President Trump has been accused of by the looney tunes left wing news outlets.
If he’s done with anything it is putting up with libs! He rips them a new one every day.
Garrison Keillor’s hate is so deep it’s personal. My guess is that - - like most liberal elite men - - his kids don’t respect him or talk to him. Garrison Keillor hates Trump because Trump’s a loving respected father.
> A picture is worth a thousand words for this pompous fop. <
I called Keillor a public radio stooge. But your description, pompous fop, fits him much better.
Isn't that amazing? And yet I'm still able to post.
This is pretty funny since it incorporates all the Left says and believe. But he can’t come out and admit it is nothing but froth.
TIME TO SELL OFF NPR
Garrison is an old line commie. He can’t die soon enough.
I wonder how much DNC chief Tom Perez paid Garrison Keillor to write this fantasy ride in fiction? It is like lighting a bag of cat poop on someone’s doorstep and ringing the door bell.
This commentary is not even worth posting on the Free Republic.
Trump isn’t a serious candidate. He’s only in it to throw it to Jeb at the last minute.
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