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Commentary: Donald Trump is done
Chicago Trib ^
| Oct 30, 2017
| Garrison Keillor
Posted on 11/06/2017 11:08:49 AM PST by upchuck
When his old campaign manager was indicted Monday, Mr. Trump called me on the phone, crying like a baby, and begged me to endorse him. I said, "You're already president, Mr. President. You were elected." He said, "I'd still like your endorsement." I have a recording of the phone call. It's so sad. Donald Trump is done. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown. I was very very nice about it. Very nice. But New Yorkers love dogs and he does not. There are 14 recorded instances of him kicking small dogs, and I have documentary proof of all but two of them.
Plus many other instances of him running around grabbing women's cats. Knocked on the door, grabbed the cat, walked away. Just to show that a famous rich guy could get away with it. Where is the apology? No, the man couldn't even get a job as a school crossing guard in New York. Look at him leading his grandchildren toward the helicopter — thank God there's a Marine there to keep them from walking into the rotor.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: asatiricaltake; fakemedia; fakenews; keillor; putdownthecrackpipe; satire; tds; third100days; trump; trumpderangement; yeahright
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If there's a way to insult President Trump, it's included in this article.
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:08:50 AM PST
by
upchuck
To: upchuck
What kind of crap is Keillor smoking? He is totally delusional or off his meds or both.
2
posted on
11/06/2017 11:10:41 AM PST
by
generally
( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
To: upchuck
Not funny, Garrison. Turn the light off on your way out ...
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:11:21 AM PST
by
MHGinTN
(A dispensational perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
To: upchuck
“This account has been banned or suspended.”
4
posted on
11/06/2017 11:11:34 AM PST
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: upchuck
When his old campaign manager was indicted Monday...
Campaign manager? What the heck? Keillor's smoking something again.
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:12:05 AM PST
by
BlessedBeGod
(To restore all things in Christ~~Appeasing evil is cowardice~~Francis is temporary. Hell is forever.)
To: generally
Total lies.
Produce the recording.
Keillor will claim it was all a joke, because he is a comedian.
6
posted on
11/06/2017 11:12:12 AM PST
by
marktwain
(President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
To: upchuck
Keillor went of the deep end when he dumped his wife to go live it up.
Nothing he has done since has been even remotely funny.
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:12:18 AM PST
by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: upchuck
WHAT!!?
Donald Trump called Garrison Keillor on the phone to beg him for an endorsement?
Who is supposed to believe this lunatic?
What's the frequency, Garrison?
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:12:39 AM PST
by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: upchuck
LMAO...we need laughter in our lives, the more every day releases stress...reading this ‘insane put together of words that make entirely no sense’ was my laughter for the day...
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:13:31 AM PST
by
HarleyLady27
( "The Force Awakens!!!"...Trump and Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
To: upchuck
Will be the front page story on WaPo and NYT tomorrow morning.
To: upchuck
The article didn’t make any sense. Stale insults, unfunny remarks.
Then I saw who wrote it. Garrison Keillor. Just another “public radio” stooge.
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:14:16 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: upchuck
How fitting the OP is Upchuck.
To: upchuck
Satire and Journalism are indistinguishable these days.
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:16:08 AM PST
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: upchuck
That's funny: I thought Garrison Keillor had already died years ago..
And if he'd written this about Hillary, she'd have made sure he WAS dead..
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:17:08 AM PST
by
Chainmail
(A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
To: jiggyboy
To: upchuck
Huge improvement over the “news” most media organizations publish. CNN/MSNBC/ABC/CBS/NBC/etc could greatly improve their reputation if they can reach this level of accuracy. /sarc
To: Leaning Right
A picture is worth a thousand words for this pompous fop.
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:18:34 AM PST
by
nikos1121
(Let's get Newt in there to help...)
To: upchuck
Garrison Keillor comes to Jackson Hole every so often. If it happens that I end up cooking for him then his broth might be just that much saltier than everyone else’s.
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:18:44 AM PST
by
MeganC
(Democrat by birth, Republican by default, Conservative by principle.)
To: jiggyboy
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:19:11 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
To: generally
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